Warren Kinsella: How to eliminate 99 per cent of Twitter trolls, in seconds

Warren Kinsella: Wither thou goest, middle class, in your dark SUV at night?

I was mad. I was listening to a cabinet minister on the radio this morning. He was invoking the penultimate progressive political totemic, the vaunted “middle class.” (The ultimate progressive divinity being “progressive values,” which no progressive can define, and which therefore makes it the very problem it seeks to address.) He went on and on ...

Warren Kinsella: Police artist rendering of Barack Obama master spy

Warren Kinsella: This week’s column: ten ways you can stop Trump/Brexit

What can you do? How can you – a regular person who isn’t all that involved in politics, and who lives in another country, no less – oppose the unethical, immoral, hateful policies of the Trump regime? In 2012, I wrote a book about how the Right seize power. It’s called Fight the Right. It ...

Warren Kinsella: This stuff just writes itself

My fridge claims Iran is violating the nuclear arms deal. My stove was testifying before Congress and couldn't verify. #KellyAnnePolls — Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 13, 2017 Always wondered what that button on my microwave was for. Thanks #kellyanneconway pic.twitter.com/4pDWuw8vQG — Melvinder Singh (@MelvinderSingh1) March 13, 2017

Warren Kinsella: Comedy Trumps Hate!

This Saturday! Me plus a bunch of really funny people! Watch me be repeatedly mocked to benefit Planned Parenthood! Deets here!

Warren Kinsella: Can you step closer, and speak into my espresso machine?

Quote: Senior White House adviser Kellyanne Conway is suggesting that alleged government surveillance of Donald Trump during his campaign may have gone beyond the president’s accusation that former President Barack Obama had his phones tapped. Conway tells New Jersey’s Bergen County Record that “there are many ways to surveil each other.” She says “you can ...

Warren Kinsella: About that NDP leadership debate

 I tried to watch it, but I fell asleep on the couch.  Literally. Before I did, I was struck by how white everything was – all-white leadership aspirants, mostly-white crowd in Ottawa. Even the Conservatives look a bit more diverse. Lisa was on CTV – on an all-female panel! – and had lots to say.  Watch ...

Warren Kinsella: America 

Warren Kinsella: In New York. As you can see, the Trump regime is greatly stimulating the US economy

Warren Kinsella: Would you make an ad that disrespects Sikhs?

As I am certain you know, among Sikhs, wearing a Dastaar, or turban, is mandatory for all Amritdhari (or initiated) Sikh men and women. For the Sikhs, the Dastaar is an article of faith that represents honour, self-respect, courage, spirituality, and piety.  It is central to the Skin identity and is to be accorded respect. By all ...

Warren Kinsella: The best song of the new (new) Dark Ages

Truer words not yet spoken: All you Black folks, you must go All you Mexicans, you must go And all you poor folks, you must go Muslims and gays, boy, we hate your ways So all you bad folks, you must go Somewhere out there, right now, a 16-year-old punk grrrrrl is writing the next ...

Warren Kinsella: BREAKING: “Kim Jong Un launches ICBM after stepping on Lego pieces”

Possible political analogy: @BarackObama is on TV and @realDonaldTrump and @StephenBannon show up. #uspoli pic.twitter.com/3qwuPxWj3l — Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 10, 2017

Warren Kinsella: Sounds better with the original Austro-Bavarian accent

David Duke called. He wants his tweet back. https://t.co/hCf1R8h5pP — Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 10, 2017 One law for all is a Canadian value. "Sanctuary cities" will be ineligible for transit funding if I am PM. #cpcldr — Kellie Leitch (@KellieLeitch) March 9, 2017

Warren Kinsella: Come join the anti-Trump cause at York U!

Anti-Trump I’m giving at York U tonight. Hopefully I will burn a few barns. Come! 

Warren Kinsella: I’m sure it’s all a great big coincidence 

‪I’ve noted that conservatives who call Justin Trudeau “pretty boy,” “shiny pony” and whatnot always tend to resemble this big fella.  A coincidence, sans doubt. 

Warren Kinsella: Are the BC NDP full of crap?

Yeah, sort of, they are. They’ve gone bananas about the fact that Elections BC is asking the governing party about fundraising stuff. What they’re not telling anyone is that they’re being asked, too. And John Horgan’s crew aren’t enthusiastic about anyone probing BC NDP fundraising practices. There’s a history, you see. Look, no one I ...

Warren Kinsella: “It’s easy to scare people into voting for you.”

Who do you think Prime Minister Trudeau was talking about, there? Trump’s too much of an idiot to pick up on any kind of subtlety. But well done, just the same.

Warren Kinsella: Tonight at York U.!

Warren Kinsella: Green Light gets a big ticket

Dear “#LPC #Green Light” folks: The more you mess with democracy, the more you’ll get this. Yours, #LPC Grassroots https://t.co/XIaYu6uei0 — Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) March 9, 2017

Warren Kinsella: I hate greedy lawyers

Crass, misleading advertising.  Lousy advice and representation.  Disgusting, usurious fees. These are some of the things that have helped to destroy the reputation of trial lawyers – even among those of us who used to be trial lawyers.  I’ve written about this many times before. For months, the Toronto Star’s Michele Henry and Kenyon Wallace ...

Warren Kinsella: An open letter to Ontario Liberal mutineers

Dear Mutineers: My experience is that this sort of thing doesn’t ever work.  If leaders are going to take a walk in the snow, you gotta let ’em do it on their own, boys and girls. My Boss would’ve left a lot sooner if the Martinite minions hadn’t tried to force him out.  And then, when ...

Warren Kinsella: Today’s book purchases

Warren Kinsella: I, feminist

Am I a feminist? Definitions first: adjective, Sometimes, feministic 1. advocating social, political, legal, and economic rights for women equal to those of men. noun 2. an advocate of such rights. By that definition, am I a feminist? As I often tell my truly feminist wife: I aspire to be a feminist, but I’m not ...

Warren Kinsella: Mad Max’s pals