All About the Timing

The movie “Pink Ribbons“, which explores breast cancer fundraising by groups like Susan G Komen, is being released tomorrow.  Komen’s decision to cut funding to Planned Parenthood has been in the works for some time now; one top Komen official quit over it in December. As Dave suggests, the Komen

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#Occupy The Cure

I’ve either got the flu or I’m nauseated by the Susan G. Komen/Planned Parenthood fiasco. I’ll take Door #2, SGK/PP, for $200 — the donation that will now go fucking directly to Planned Parenthood since Komen made the ill-advisedly cruel  decision to aquiesce to the ideological pressure of fetus fetishists

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Give it up, Woodworth

When you’ve lost the National Post, it’s Game Over: Anyone paying attention over the past few weeks would have spotted the most unlikely of Canadian events: a debate over abortion.  […] Mr. Woodworth’s quixotic campaign — and the P.E.I. activists’ failed attempts — prove that a broad debate in Canada

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Dear Mississippi…

Sorry to resort to pictures, but it seems that an awful lot of anti-choicers have difficulty reading. Amazing how many of these unsentient adults there are in Mississippi Goddamn, and how many of them take seriously the notion that a just-fertilized egg is a fully formed human being, capable of everything already and yet still […]

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Trick or Fet(us)

Ewwwwwww: Some adults are appalled that children in Loganville got dolls of 12-week-old fetuses with their Halloween candy, Channel 2 Action News reports. […] Joshua Edmonds, who told Channel 2 Action News he is a senior minister of the Christian soc…

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I got nothin’

…nothin’: Michelle Duggar and her husband Jim Bob are expecting their 20th child, the couple revealed exclusively to TODAY. “We are so excited,” Michelle Duggar told TODAY Moms before the broadcast. Now three and a half months pregn…

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Fetus Fetishists: Knock knock

Everyone Else:  Who’s there? Fetus Fetishists: We Want the Debate! Everyone Else:  I said, Who’s there? Fetus Fetishists:  We Want the Debate!! Everyone Else:  Hello?? Bueller?? Fetus Fetishists:  We Want the Debate!!! Everyone Else:  I thought I heard something out there… must have been the cat, passing wind… damn, I’m not going out there for […]

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Schadenfreude Cake with Instant karma

Instant Karma gonna get you Gonna knock you right in the head You better get yourself together Pretty soon you’re gonna be dead… What in the world you thinking of? Laughing in the face of love What on Earth you tryna do? It’s up to you, yeah, you: A Kansas disciplinary panel said Thursday that […]

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Someone’s cranky about the Ontario elxn

Why so bitter?: Voting Conservative is “Gutter Morality!??”  Tsk. So you got a little spanking on Election Day… okay, you were beaten like a gong.  No, make that ‘beaten like a Cinco de Mayo pinata’.  But look on the bright side:  one less vote would have put you in the ’beaten like a crack baby in […]

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In capitalism, everything is a commodity…

…be it women: …or children: Yes, that’s right…human beings are now objects to be “won” in stupid radio contests. Incidentally, both these contests are being held by Canadian radio stations. Isn’t there some kind of CRTC legislation against this kind of audience-grabbing stunt? Or human-rights legislation? Or, in the case of the Russian male-order bride […]

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Another bill bites the dust

Steve walks warily in to vote on the latest anti-choice bill Ain’t no sound but the sound of him telling his flunkies to vote to kill The foetishists are ready, they’re ready for this, they’re hangin’ on the edge of their seats Out of Lifesite the shrieking rips, to the sound of the tweets Another […]

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