I had this brilliant post I was going to make, only I thought of it last night as I was lying in bed, and I didn’t want to jot it down because I was really really warm and really really … Continue reading →
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centre of the universe: Remember when I was nicer?
Okay, you probably don’t. That’s probably a trick question, in fact. I’m not sure if I’ve ever been very nice. Because, see, the thing is…this is the thing. The thing is this: there comes a point in everyone’s life w…
Continue readingcentre of the universe: Soup Season
When other kids hung around the kitchen and asked to lick the icing beaters or the cake batter bowl, I was off in the nearest sun-warmed window reading books. It’s not that I didn’t like icing or cake batter or … Continue reading →
Continue readingcentre of the universe: Have you a one-handed child?
This is the pinnacle of raising a family. This, right here. This thing that happened to me just last week. Technically, I suppose it happened to the entire family. It was cold last week. The west wind was bitter, biting. … Continue reading →
Continue readingcentre of the universe: No Effin’ Brains
Dear Old Dude on a Bike: I recognise that you face many challenges every day. And I am sorry that you have faced circumstances that have brought you to this place: riding a bicycle through the downtown core looking for … Continue reading →
Continue readingcentre of the universe: Grace
The sun crested the dry, brown autumn hills this morning and flooded my bedroom with a rich orange light. Clouds streaked with pink and crimson lay brilliant behind the skeletons of cottonwoods, sinewy power lines. I snapped a photo, knowing … Continue reading →
Continue readingcentre of the universe: Definition of Terms
As I was stewing this morning in the steam room, I thought of something. Or rather, something came to me. Or was revealed to me. Or whatever. I’ve been thinking about what I’m going to say to a bunch of … Continue reading →
Continue readingcentre of the universe: TRANSFORM!
I think it isn’t so much like a transformation, actually. It’s more like a palimpsest. A dog-eared, loose-leafed unbound monstrosity that’s been erased upon so much the paper is balling up and wearing thin into holes. That’s really all I … Continue reading →
Continue readingcentre of the universe: Introspection
I started this post in an entirely different manner. Then I erased everything and started again. I don’t know why (or indeed if) that’s important. It seemed poignant. I am tired of being taken for granted. So. Here are some … Continue reading →
Continue readingcentre of the universe: Stevedores, Justacorps, and les petits mots d’amours
Really, I just like things that rhyme. It’s been a rough summer. A gorgeous, beautiful, hot summer. But a rough one. I’m not much in to opening up. I’m sure you know that already. So for the good people who … Continue reading →
Continue readingcentre of the universe: Beware the Bandersnatch, my boy
I would make a shitty spy. Seriously. Espionage would totally not be my strong suit. I’d wriggle my way to someone’s baccarat table, receive a SECRET MESSAGE jotted on a tiny piece of paper inside a $50,000 chip, swallow the … Continue reading →
Continue readingcentre of the universe: A New Understanding
I don’t know what happened, but somewhere along the line, you lost interest. And that’s okay; it just means I have to rejig my understanding of us. Or rather, my understanding of what ‘us’ means. It could be that there … Continue reading →
Continue readingcentre of the universe: Dream
I have just completed my second go at the Sage Hill Writing Experience. My head is too full of words and inspiration and creativity to say much about it here. I have a new (but not really all that new) … Continue reading →
Continue readingcentre of the universe: Giving
Sometimes, I like to just sit and think about how there are so many words that people use incorrectly. This, of course, reflects on how, in English, we have words that sound similar (or the same) but have different meanings. … Continue reading →
Continue readingcentre of the universe: Be Precise
So you’ve heard about CERN scientists finding evidence that confirms the Higgs boson. This is huge news. Scientists have found a *new kind of particle*. I’m not going to talk about the actual physics behind the discovery, because far more … Continue reading →
Continue readingcentre of the universe: Solar Powered
Not that this information is going to make a huge difference in your life, but it’s something you might find interesting. Or you may not. I don’t know. But. By way of opening a teeny tiny window into the mass … Continue reading →
Continue readingcentre of the universe: Skin
I have had a Thought. It is a Big Thought, so I might need a bit of time to work this out. It started this way: Would you rather look the age you are, or would you rather look a … Continue reading →
Continue readingcentre of the universe: Hierarchy
Do not harm others. Conquer your anger and hatred. We live purposeful, meaningful lives. The practice of patience is essential. We have the ability and the responsibility to choose whether our actions follow a virtuous path. With inner strength or … Continue reading →
Continue readingcentre of the universe: Repairs
Last night I was at my grandmother’s tiny, hot house in the small prairie town. The boys were with me, and we were looking through some of the treasures she’s kept for half a century. I had a damp cloth … Continue reading →
Continue readingcentre of the universe: Full Frontal Disclosure
It is our duty to one another to be better. Not to be the best. To be better. Continue reading →
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