LeDaro: I am an astronaut

Does that surprise anybody? I have been an astronaut all my life enjoying the ride on a special spaceship which travels in space constantly. The name of that spaceship is earth. Hence all creatures on this spaceship are astronauts. This spaceship has survived for billions of years and is still

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The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: Beijing Olympics Results, Day One: The 1500 M Smog Dodge

EIGHTH PLACE: “The expert advice that we are getting is that the situation continues to improve.”-Simon Clegg, British Olympic Association (UK) SEVENTH PLACE “Haze does not mean poor quality air.”-China Daily web site (CHINA) SIXTH PLACE: “I haven’t heard from any athlete that they’re not going on with the job.”-AOC

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The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: Beijing Olympics Results, Day One: The 1500 M Smog Dodge

EIGHTH PLACE:

“The expert advice that we are getting is that the situation continues to improve.”
-Simon Clegg, British Olympic Association (UK)

SEVENTH PLACE

“Haze does not mean poor quality air.”
-China Daily web site (CHINA)

SIXTH PLACE:

“I haven’t heard from any athlete that they’re not going on with the job.”
-AOC VP Peter Montgomery (before any events)(AUSTRALIA)

FIFTH PLACE:

“Most of the smog here is evaporation. It’s due to humidity.”
-Arne Ljungqvist, chairman of the IOC medical commission (SWEDEN)

FOURTH PLACE:

“The pollution levels are coming down.”
-Jacques Rogge, AOC Chairman (BELGIUM)

BRONZE MEDAL:

“I suffer from asthma, and I’m having to take supplements to protect my lung lining”
-Alison Williamson, Archery (UK)

SILVER MEDAL:

“The weather conditions aren’t conducive to the dispersal of pollutants,”
-Guo Hu, Beijing Meterorlogical Observatory (CHINA)

GOLD MEDAL:

“If Chinese officials do succeed in temporarily ‘clearing the air’ in Beijing for the Olympic Games, one is left to wonder what Chinese will say if . . . severe air pollution once again is allowed to return. Will they interpret this to mean that there can only be Potemkinized clean air for foreign visitors?”
-Orville Schell (US)

Now, please rise for the Olympic Anthem:

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The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: Beijing Olympics Results, Day One: The 1500 M Smog Dodge

EIGHTH PLACE: “The expert advice that we are getting is that the situation continues to improve.”-Simon Clegg, British Olympic Association (UK) SEVENTH PLACE “Haze does not mean poor quality air.”-China Daily web site (CHINA) SIXTH PLACE: “I haven’t heard from any athlete that they’re not going on with the job.”-AOC

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