Gosh. When I watched Question Period today I wasn't sure whether I should call the fire department or the bomb disposal team.For as you can see from this thermal image, Great Angry Leader was practically glowing in the dark, and threatening to blow up. And of course it was the Senate,
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Montreal Simon: Why Are We Paying for Con Propaganda?
They are the most sinister government government in Canadian history. The masters of the Big Lie.But who will save us from their foul propaganda? How dare they make us pay for it?And when is enough ENOUGH? Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Con Cabaret
OMG. It's true. They really are trying to change Stephen Harper's image. It's the most massive makeover in Canadian history. Even bigger than the last one.For there he was today making merry with Monsieur Bonhomme. And so soon after cuddling the chinchilla.Bye bye Mr Nasty Crazy, hello Great Nice Leader. But
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Steve Harper and the Con Bandidos
Gawd. I realize Steve Harper is the leader of the worst gang of bandidos ever to ride into Ottawa.But this is getting ridiculous eh?Yesterday it was Julian Fantino hijacking the CIDA website, today we learn that Dean Del Mastro's campaign is being investigated by the RCMP. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the War on Government
The thing that scares me the most about living in Harperland is how so many, who should know better, can't see the forest for the trees. Or the monsters who hide behind them. So Nik Nanos can report that many Canadians have lost confidence in government. Nik Nanos, the president
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Rise and the Fall of Bev Oda
Oh no. I see Bev Oda has taken her last long limo ride. The kind of ride the Con mob gives you when you become a liability. First comes the horse's head, then the scenic limo ride, in the middle of the night. And then da cement shoes. Bev Oda, the
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Limo Madness: The Expensive Adventures of Bev Oda
Oh no. Somebody call Limousine Anonymous. I see poor Bev Oda has had another unfortunate relapse. Oda was originally supposed to stay at the Grange St. Paul's Hotel, the site of the conference on international immunizations she was in London to attend. The Savoy is two kilometres away and Oda
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Moral Abyss
Holy horses’s head. Let’s put it this way eh? It wasn’t exactly the Con mob’s finest hour. First they were fingered by the Auditor General for diddling the truth. So that’s it then: They knew and they lied. To Parliament. To all of us…if the AG is to be believed —
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Dean del Mastro’s PG-Rated Committee Hearing
Mama Mia. I see Dean Del Mastro wants to grill the creator of Vikileaks before a Commons committee. “This is just the latest in a long history of shady Liberal practices that harm our democracy,” Del Maestro said. “These nasty, dirty Internet tricks were deeply personal and fall short of
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Case of the Cons and the Demon-Dialers
Golly Sherlock, I see the bizarre case of the Cons and the Demon-Dialers has taken another strange turn. It seems that the Harper mob is trying to shop one if its own. A young campaign worker named Michael Sona, seen here posing with Great Robot Leader… In a photo supplied
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Did the Cons Steal the Last Election?
When I first heard that Elections Canada is investigating attempts to suppress the vote during the last election, I wrote that at the very least bye-elections should be held in the 18 swing ridings that were targeted by robot calls. But now I believe that it must declare the last
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Breaking: Another Con Scandal
Extra. Extra. Pick up a copy of Con Stories, with the latest Con scandal. Elections Canada has traced fraudulent phone calls made during the federal election to an Edmonton voice-broadcast company that worked for the Conservative Party across the country. Elections Canada launched its investigation after it was inundated with complaints
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day Dumbo Made Harper Look Like an Idiot
Uh oh. Mayday. Mayday. It seems that Peter Dumbo MacKay is more of a frequent flyer on Air Taxpayer than even I thought.Peter MacKay has racked up nearly $3 million worth of flights on the government’s Challenger jets since assuming the role of defence…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Tim Hudak Exposed as a Fraud. Again.
Uh oh. It looks like the Con teabagger Tim Hoo Hoo Hudak has one more reason to look confident worried deeply disturbed. After having been caught using ringers.Ms. Raheb told the Windsor Star that her group was approached by Mr. Hudak’s campaign to a…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Harper Cons and the Long Way Down
When I think of how the little Con gnome Jimbo Flaherty is bringing the economy down to his level. But doesn’t want us to worry.Even though once again he didn’t see it coming, and he doesn’t know what he’s doing. When I think about how the&nb…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Case of Tony Clement and the Muskoka Millions
Golly Sherlock. I see the strange case of Tony Clement and the Muskoka Millions has taken another sensational and porky turn.Inspector Angus may finally have solved the baffling mystery of how Tony-o, Boss Harper’s favourite hitman, mana…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Rupert, James, and Rebekah Show
Well I must admit that I was a bit disappointed by yesterday’s episode of The Rupert, James, and Rebekah show.All of them blamed everybody but themselves, and the old man ate so much humble pie I thought he was going to shit himself.Murdoch admitt…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Rupert Murdoch and the Bullying of a Nation
Golly. I just can’t get enough of the Rupert Murdoch/News International scandal. The old Con monkey is under attack everywhere.He has finally lost his immunity, his dignity, and his preciousssss Rebekah…Or whatever…David Cameron’s C…
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