Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Hells Angels

In my last post I wrote that we are going to have to hit Jesus Harper and his mob a little harder if we want to make sure we defeat them.But what I forgot to say was that his Big Blue Machine isn't the mighty machine it once was.Not when it can't even get Boss ...

Montreal Simon: The Con Mob and the Criminal Assault on the CBC

He's slashing the CBC, like only a Con, or a Jack the Ripper could. He's draining its life blood, chopping it into pieces, and cooking it in his hellish kitchen.The evidence couldn't be clearer. But that's not what the PMO wants you to believe.And this is the Con mob…Read more »

Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Political Funeral of Tim Hudak

Well I wasn't invited to the Con funeral for Tim Hudak. And Stephen Harper hasn't said a word in public about his crushing defeat. But since he sent in half his cabinet to campaign for him, and he hates the Liberals so much, I can only imagine how he must be feeling. But don't tell that ...

Montreal Simon: Rob Ford, the Mob, and the Harper Connection

Well I'm sorry to report that Rob Ford is still clinging to power, and that the big question seems to be will he go to rehab before he drops dead? Mayor Rob Ford appeared to brush aside his brother’s request to take a break from city hall duties Friday night, telling reporters: “I love my brother, ...

Montreal Simon: Breaking: Right-Wing Terrorists Shutdown U.S. Government

Well yank my doodle dandy. One more good reason why right-wingers should never be allowed anywhere near a democracy. In Canada they've closed down Parliament, in the United States they've closed down the government. Read more »

Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Last Days of the Con Mob

Golly. Last month I told you how the changes in the PMO meant that Boss Harper was preparing to declare war on his enemies. Now here comes Scott Reid to back up my claim.By comparing Great Desperate Leader to Sonny Corleone !!!!! Read more »

Montreal Simon: The Con Mob and the Missing Paper Trail

If and when Stephen Harper and his Con gang are ever hauled before a judge and asked to explain themselves, the first question they're going to have to answer is this one:Why when by all accounts the PMO was convulsed by the Senate scandal, is there no paper trail? Read more »

Montreal Simon: Nigel Wright, Mike Duffy, and the Secret PMO Fund

First they told us that Nigel Wright cut a $90,000 cheque to help his old pal Mike Duffy.Because he's that kind of guy eh?Then when it turned out the two men hardly knew each other, they claimed Wright did it to save the taxpayers.But what they didn't tell us was that he controlled a secret PMO ...

Montreal Simon: Doug Ford, Drugs, Robocalls, and the Harper Mob

It was another chilling moment in a story that just keeps getting more and more disturbing.Doug Ford, Rob's big brother, turning to the camera this afternoon to say this to the editor of the Globe and Mail:"John Stackhouse you are a disgusting human being…if you have a family if you have kids how would you ...

Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Piggy That Won’t Go Away

As I watched Stephen Harper walk up the steps of his getaway jet today, I can only imagine what he must have been thinking.I'm leaving the piggy behind.They can't question me, or arrest me…. in Peru.And I told them NOTHING !!!! Read more »

Montreal Simon: Nigel Wright and the Corruption of Stephen Harper

I don't know why Nigel Wright decided to sell his soul to a man like Stephen Harper,  the sinister boss of the Con mob.Or what dark force drove him to cut a $90,000 cheque for the sleazy senator Mike Duffy. A man he hardly knew.But he sure learned a hard lesson today eh? When you work for the Con mob, and ...

Montreal Simon: The Con Mob and the Disappearing Budget

As you probably know, I've been portraying the Cons as a scary mob for a very long time.From the days when Bev "Juice" Oda was running with the Harper gang, and driving the getaway car limo.To the even scarier present… So you can imagine how delighted I was to see that even Andrew Coyne has ...

Montreal Simon: Steve Harper and the Con Bandidos

Gawd. I realize Steve Harper is the leader of the worst gang of bandidos ever to ride into Ottawa.But this is getting ridiculous eh?Yesterday it was Julian Fantino hijacking the CIDA website, today we learn that Dean Del Mastro's campaign is being investigated by the RCMP. Read more »

Montreal Simon: The Day The Cons Went Wild

They have turned our Parliament into a circus, and our democracy into a farce.They strangle debate, they never answer any questionsJust repeat one Big Lie after the other.They mock their opponents, like a gang of bullies drunk with power.But this is the absolute limit. Read more »

Montreal Simon: The Con Mob and the Big Sellout

I'd much rather write about politics than crime. But with Stephen Harper and his gang in power I have no choice but to write about both. At the same time.So welcome to a new season of Con Stories. And tonight's scary episode: The Case of the Radioactive Man.Read more »

Montreal Simon: The Con Mob and the Sad Case of David Wilks

Oh.My.Gorilla. I told you the Con mob was scarier than the Sopranos eh? Just look what they did to poor David Wilks.  One moment he was criticizing Stephen Harper's sinister Trojan Horse budget. A Conservative backbench MP has publicly broken ranks with the government and said the massive budget omnibus bill should be split up ...