As I'm sure you know, Stephen Harper has been under a lot of stress recently. The economy is tanking, he blew the surplus before he had one, only the dumb and the crazy believe that he is still a Great Economist Leader.And that's driving him CRAAAAAAZY.So when the time came for
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Montreal Simon: Can Canadians Be Bought By The Grubby Stephen Harper?
He hasn't been seen for days, since he sent his shabby minions out to announce that he was proroguing the budget until April.So he's probably banging away on his piano in his gloomy basement, trying to figure out how he can restore the surplus he blew before he had one.So he
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Ghosts of Scandals Past
By proroguing the budget until April, and presumably cancelling any plans for an early election, Stephen Harper has guaranteed himself a visit from the Ghosts of Scandals Past.And I'm not just talking about Mike Duffy, or Dean del Mastro who will be sentenced later this month.Or his old friend Bruce
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Great Canada Birthday Scam
Stephen Harper has spent more than a billion dollars on porky ads trying to brainwash Canadians, with their own money.He has tried to hypnotize us into believing that his is a good government, and that he is a Great Leader. Even though he is the worst leader of the
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s New and Foul Assault on the Justice System
Well I guess Stephen Harper wasn't kidding. If the courts wouldn't kneel before him he would debase them into submission. Not by simply soiling himself. But by soiling the entire justice system as only he could.By among other foul things appointing an Ontario judge who clearly doesn't believe in the
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Jason Kenney and the Shameless Con Zombies
In my last post I told you how Jason Kenney and a group of Con zombies set out to try to use a secretly recorded conversation to discredit a Liberal candidate in Alberta.Only to end up looking like clowns when it turned out they had gone after the wrong person.So
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Michael Sona, Stephen Harper, and the Robocall Conspiracy
It was an attempt to steal an election, and today one of Stephen Harper's Cons was sent to jail for that crime against democracy. Former Conservative staffer Michael Sona has been sentenced to nine months in jail plus a year on probation for trying to keep some voters in Guelph, Ont., from
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Fraud Alert: The Harper Cons are Caught Cheating Again
Well as I'm sure you know, the Harper regime contains more Con artists than you can count.One moment they're lying like thieves, the next moment they're twisting the truth.One moment Lord Harp is a Great Strong Leader, the next moment he's cowering in a closet.But holy chicken this is embarrassing.Read
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Incredible Downfall of Dean Del Mastro
Uh oh. Beat a drum slowly. Or if you're in the Harper PMO beat a gong furiously.The Deaner is DOWN !!!! A judge has found Peterborough, Ont., MP Dean Del Mastro guilty of spending too much in the 2008 federal election and falsifying a document to cover it up. Del Mastro
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Buying of the Next Election
It looked like a remake of the 1950s TV show Dialling for Dollars. Or one of those Christian TV programs where the lame are made to walk.But it was only Stephen Harper strutting around a stage in a Jewish school in Julian Fantino's riding.Announcing plans to buy the next election.Read
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Peter MacKay and the Secret Taping of John McKay
It seems only fitting that the person who secretly recorded Liberal MP John McKay in an attempt to embarrass Justin Trudeau.A Liberal MP was secretly recorded saying that he thought party leader Justin Trudeau had a “bozo eruption” when he declared that anti-abortion candidates won’t be allowed to run for
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Harper Spammers and the Con War on the CBC
It's such a bizarre request for money, it could only have come from the crazed minds of the increasingly desperate fanatics in the dark heart of the Con regime.Or the criminal mind of a Nigerian or Russian spammer.For only the Harper PMO would have the nerve to ask their sucker
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Foul Smearing of Tom Mulcair
There surely could not have been a more outrageous sight than the spectacle of Tom Mulcair today being grilled like a criminal.And accused by the Cons of using parliamentary funds for partisan purposes.Tom Mulcair stood his ground Thursday throughout an unprecedented two-hour grilling by a Commons committee over the NDP's allegedly improper
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Great Illusion
Well he must be feeling pretty good these days. It must be his happy hour.Parliament is shutdown so he doesn't have to answer any questions about any of his many scandals.Or his foul voter suppression bill.Instead he can pose as a champion of democracy in Ukraine, harvest the ethnic vote,
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Return of Bruce Carson
Well I think it's safe to say it's the last thing Stephen Harper needed, what with all his other scandals.It must be a bit like Scrooge and the Ghost of Christmas Past.But like it it or not old Brucie is BAAAACK !!!! Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Outrageous Roman Banquets
Well we know that he has a touch of Nero in him, and we know he loves to eat.But who knew the Cons were throwing themselves Roman banquets, and sending the tab to the taxpayers?Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Leona Aglukkaq and the Latest Con Scandal
OMG. Not another Con money scandal. Why are those Harperites so greedy?Why can't they follow the rules like the rest of us? What was Leona Aglukkaq thinking? Conservative MP Leona Aglukkaq, the minister of economic development for the North, attended a fundraiser in her honour Tuesday evening where guests included the
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Sickening Corruption of Chris Alexander
They say that everything he touches he corrupts, or drags into his monstrous world.And it must be true eh?Because just look at the sad and pathetic case of Chris Alexander.Once he had half a reputation, then it started to unravel, now he's just another callous Con. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Corruption of the Con Regime
It was a scene right out of the last days of the Weimar Republic. A Con regime exposed as rotten to the core. Its leader proclaiming his innocence, and clinging to ignorance. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Disastrous Return To Parliament
OMG. This is so exciting. Somebody beat a drum, or a gong. After four long months of preparations, Stephen Harper's Con klown regime is finally shuffling back to Parliament. The almost new/nouveau cabinet has been groomed, manicured, given a full body shampoo, an extensive criminal record check, and taught how to repeat their PMO
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