Montreal Simon: Michael Harris On The Cheating Party of Canada

As I'm sure you know Andrew Scheer, the smiling religious fanatic is trying to give himself a saintly image.Or at least portray himself as an aw shucks, gee whiz, Jimmy Stewart version of a priest or a farm boy.So there he was the other day at the Press Gallery dinner, chugging milk out of a ...

Montreal Simon: Should Andrew Scheer Resign as Con Leader?

It was such a moving photo. Maxime "Mad Max" Bernier raising the arm of Andrew "Smiley" Scheer, at the end of the Con leadership convention.And for a moment it looked like that long running Con mob story would have a happy ending.But sadly for them, and the Harper Party, that good feeling didn't last.Because now ...

Montreal Simon: Why the Police Should Investigate The Con Leadership Race

The other day I warned that the Con leadership race was becoming more desperate and more porky by the day.With so many mediocre candidates, and no new ideas. And now to make matters even worse, the suffocating stench of scandal.With Kevin O'Leary aka Mr Wonderful, claiming he was robbed.Read more »

Montreal Simon: The Con Leadership Race Is Now a Stinky Scandal

It's a horrible sight, it sounds bestial. Oinky, oinky, honky honk!!!!And it smells even worse. But who can be surprised?As the never ending Con leadership race heads towards the final stretch, the stench of porky is in the air.And the most disgusting leadership campaign in modern Canadian history is in danger of gassing itself.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Dean Del Mastro Wants Us To Know He’s Not Happy

Gawd. Or Mama Mia. I thought we'd seen the last of Dean Del Mastro, when he lost his appeal, and the judge ordered him to spend a month in the Big House.But I forgot that he got sprung after only a week behind bars, so that he could launch yet another appeal.  Former Conservative MP Dean ...

Montreal Simon: The Panama Papers and the Tax Scandals of Stephen Harper

I'm glad to see that the Liberal government is vowing to go after those involved in the Panama Papers' scandal.Revenue Minister Diane Lebouthillier is vowing to investigate whether some Canadians used a Panamanian law firm, shell companies and offshore bank accounts to evade Canadian taxes, following one of the biggest leaks of confidential records in history.“The ...

Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the House of Pork

If there is an enduring image of Stephen Harper's grotesque regime I suppose it will be something like that one.A lot of Con hogs heading for the trough, or trying to buy an election.And sticking the rest of us with the bill.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper, the Harper Cat, and the Latest Porky Scandal

As you know I have been frantically searching for Stephen Harper all over Canada and the United States.And I've even adjusted my missing wanted poster to reflect how he looked when he was spotted outside a Shake Shack in Las Vegas. With a weird smile on his face, several days of stubble, and a baseball cap pulled ...

Montreal Simon: Mike Duffy and the Ghastly Portrait of Stephen Harper

It was if the air was suddenly let out of the balloon. One moment the prosecutor was pounding Mike Duffy. The next moment he wasn't. The trial was suddenly adjourned. Ol' Duff was cut loose and left to float gently in the general direction of the ground.Without even being asked about the biggest charge against him, the bribery ...

Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Invisible Man

I don't know whether Stephen Harper will turn up for Question Period today, because he didn't bother or dare to attend the Throne Speech.And people are starting to call him the invisible man. The man who can't be seen, or dare not show his face. Because he's either too crushed, or too humiliated, or can't stand the ...

Montreal Simon: Why the Canada Revenue Agency Needs to be Investigated

It's the burning question that remains to be answered about Stephen Harper 's monstrous years in power. The one that could make him Canada's Richard Nixon. The one that could send him to prison.Did he or did he not order or pressure the Canada Revenue Agency to go after his political opponents, and audit and harass ...

Montreal Simon: How To Blow Up Stephen Harper’s Patronage Appointments

In the last desperate weeks before he was crushed and humiliated, Stephen Harper,  must have thought it was a brilliant move. One that would ensure his insane policies of Total Oily Domination would continue even if he was defeated.He would stack the board of directors of the National Energy Board with patronage appointments, and make sure they ...

Montreal Simon: Breaking: Stephen Harper’s Monstrous Patronage Scandal.

He was the the most disgusting leader of the worst criminal regime this country has ever known.They lied, they cheated, they muzzled their opponents.And now they're trying to cripple the Trudeau government with the worst patronage scandal this country has ever seen.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Could Stephen Harper Be Forced To Testify At the Duffy Trial?

When we last saw Stephen Harper he was running or waddling quickly down a corridor, in a desperate attempt to escape the media.Or as portrayed in this Le Devoir cartoon, crawling out the back window for the same reason… But according to some parliamentary experts, he could soon be running for his political life.Should Mike ...

Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Rob Ford Nightmare:The Video

Even in my fondest dreams I never could have imagined a more fitting end to the grubby reign of the depraved political pervert Stephen Harper.For there he was in the sordid House of Ford.Begging Rob and Doug to save him, because he's desperate.And as Chris Selley writes, debasing and humiliating himself beyond recognition.Read more »

Montreal Simon: The Last Sleazy Days of Stephen Harper and the Con Regime

With quite possibly only five days left in his sordid reign, let it it not be said that Stephen Harper is going out with even a hint of dignity and class.For there he was again yesterday, tieless, his sleeves rolled up, his belly sticking out, watching a pizza guy throw cash on a table, and ...

Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Terrifying Justin Trudeau Nightmare

In my last post I ran a video report by CTV's Bob Fife, where he talked about the total demoralization of the Con campaign.And how the Cons fear that some of their biggest names like Joe Oliver, Chris Alexander, Julian Fantino and others could lose their seats.And best of all how Stephen Harper is in ...

Montreal Simon: Why Did the MSM Fail To Dig Up Stephen Harper’s Past?

As you know, a large number of candidates from all parties have had to resign after their past came back to haunt them.Which is depressing, and makes me wonder how far we have fallen in this decaying  Harperland. Rotting like a corpse from the head down.But what it also makes me wonder, is whether Stephen Harper ...

Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Not So Proud Record The Video

For years Stephen Harper has used millions of dollars of OUR money to make himself look good on his ghastly YouTube propaganda channel 24/7.And now his Con Death Machine is flooding the airwaves with more propaganda promoting what he calls his great team and his proud record.Even though it couldn't be more hideous. So I'm ...

Montreal Simon: The Duffy Trial Adjourns But a New Poll Shows it Has Hurt Stephen Harper

The Duffy trial has adjourned and won't get going again until after the election.So you might think that Stephen Harper would be letting out a giant sigh of relief.But sadly for him, the trial may be over.But as a new poll shows the damage has been done. Read more »

Montreal Simon: The Duffy Scandal, the PMO, and the Corruption of Stephen Harper

If you've never had the misfortune of sharing a room, or an elevator, with a member of Stephen Harper's PMO, you need to know some things:They wear the scent or the stench of their cult leader, like a dog happily wears the stench of rotting road kill. They swagger around like bullies drunk with power, but have ...

Montreal Simon: Senategate: Most Canadians Believe Stephen Harper is Lying

As we all know Stephen Harper has a lot of other problems to worry about. The economy is tanking, and so are his polls.And as we know he has other fish to fry… But he should also worry about his drowning credibility.Because when it comes to the Senate scandal most Canadians think he's lying.Read more »

Montreal Simon: The Passion of Nigel Wright and the Depravity of Jesus Harper

It couldn't be a more outrageous statement, or if you are a Christian a more blasphemous one.But there was Jesus Harper's fallen but still faithful disciple Nigel Wright, citing the   the Bible to defend his actions in the Mike Duffy scandal.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Nigel Wright, Stephen Harper, and the Great Con Cover Up

They say Nigel Wright is an honest man, who just happened to be working for the most morally corrupt leader of the most morally corrupt government this country has ever known.And all that was missing on his first day of testimony at the Duffy trial was a halo over his head.Even if the story he ...

Montreal Simon: The Incredible Cowardice of Bubble Boy Harper

As you know Stephen Harper is planning to put as much distance between himself and the Mike Duffy trial as he possibly can. Even if that means taking his travelling closet to the North Pole. Stephen Harper is heading to Northern Canada in the days after his former chief of staff Nigel Wright begins testifying at the ...