As you can probably tell from the sporadic state of my blogging, I am rapidly approaching Christmas mode, where I try to think about only nice things, and have as much fun as possible. So when I was skating the other day, I was dreaming about how at this time next
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Montreal Simon: Why Can’t Andrew Scheer Stop Lying like A Loser?
Pity poor Andrew Scheer, he's never looked more like a loser. He just can't seem to do anything right. He has tried everything to try to smear and destroy Justin Trudeau. And I mean EVERYTHING.But it's just not working.Last week he was rummaging through the closet of kooky conspiracies, claiming that
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Caroline Mulroney And The Day The Dream Died
It was supposed to be a political fairy tale. Caroline Mulroney, the daughter of Brian, joining the Ford regime.And on her way to one day being crowned prime minister.But sadly for her and her father, it just didn't work out that way.After the glittering coach that was supposed to carry her
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Joe Oliver and the Crazed Climate Change Deniers
I'll never forget how in the dying days of the sinister Harper regime, Joe Oliver, who was the finance minister, suddenly disappeared.And since the economy was threatening to collapse like a rotten pyramid scheme, and the Cons had "lost" the surplus, I suggested they should put Oliver's face on milk
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Welcome to the Andrew Scheer and Kevin O’Leary Show!!
I've tried to describe how Andrew Scheer must be feeling these days, but words and pictures seem so inadequate.How can I possibly convey the depth of his despair, or his growing panic?Especially now that John Ivison has revealed that some of Scheer's Cons are already sharpening their knives, and that
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Andrew Scheer and Doug Ford’s Ill Fated Bromance
When I last left Andrew Scheer and Doug Ford, they were hanging out together at the Ontario Con convention. Vowing to go after Justin Trudeau's dastardly carbon tax.And looking like they were about to get hitched. But what a difference just a couple of days can make eh?Now Scheer is desperately looking
Continue readingMontreal Simon: How Doug Ford Is Hurting Andrew Scheer And His Cons
There was Doug Ford last night at the Progressive Conservative Convention, addressing his adoring Ford Nation.No doubt getting one standing ovation after the other. Because he likes them a lot.And even though his government is already struggling to recover from one ugly scandal after the other, and is already running Ontario
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Andrew Scheer And His Cons Fail the Baloney Test. Again.
As I'm sure you know, the idea of Andrew Scheer as a crime buster makes me howl with laughter. That angry nerd would protect us from the criminals? And who I wonder would protect us from him and his Cons?Especially since Scheer's Crime Busting Plan turns out to be practically fraudulent.Read
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Tony Clement and the Shocking Con Sex Scandal
A few months ago, I questioned whether Tony Clement was the right Con to go after Liberal scandals, considering how many scandals he had in his past.Like the way he spent #50 million of G8 border security money on unrelated projects in his riding, like that gazebo in the middle
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Doug Ford and the Con Carbon Gang Dumbos
He's the self appointed leader of the anti-carbon tax gang. And Doug Ford has been on a rampage recently.Yesterday he officially killed Ontario's cap-and-trade program, while his ghastly Cons sang the Monster Mash.The day before he met with weak Andrew Scheer to coordinate their planned assault on Justin Trudeau's federal carbon
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Andrew Scheer And The Threat Of The Sinister Clown
Yesterday I wrote about how the failing Con clown Andrew Scheer has announced that he intends to go after the Con media.For believe it or not, being too LIBERAL. And I suggested that the real reason is that his polls are tanking.Well now Scheer is going after Justin Trudeau. Again.Read more
Continue readingMontreal Simon: How Canada’s Cons Are Losing The Carbon Tax Battle
You might think that Andrew Scheer would tone down his anti-carbon tax rhetoric, now that Trudeau's new plan to fight climate change has been well received by most in the media.But it seems that Scheer just can't help himself.He has no plan of his own, but is still wallowing in his own planet
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day Maxime Bernier Went Over The Deep End. Again.
As you may know, Maxime Bernier has always reminded me of the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz.The one who is travelling with Dorothy and the others, in the hope that the Wizard will give him a brain.Because as he proved again yesterday, he clearly doesn't have one.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Doug Ford and the Ontario Cannabis Fiasco
The situation couldn't be more ironic, or for Doug Ford more embarrassing.For once upon a time, when he was still a young man, he is alleged to have been a big time hash dealer. But now that marijuana is legal, he is the man ultimately responsible for the Ontario Cannabis Store.And
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Andrew Scheer and the Nasty Election
On this day one year from now, we will know the winner of the next election. And yesterday Andrew Scheer was trying to make people believe that it will be him.By organizing a rally at a convention centre in Ottawa, to make it look as if he is ready to defeat
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Andrew Scheer and the Scary Portrait of a Con Clown
When I saw this photo of Andrew Scheer getting his portrait as Speaker hung in the House of Commons, I couldn't help thinking of Oscar Wilde's classic story The Picture of Dorian Gray.Where a portrait of the murderous Dorian ages, while he remains unchanged.Except that in my version of the story
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Reefer Madness of Andrew Scheer (Continued)
In one of my last posts I said that judging from Andrew Scheer's body language, I was sure he would re-criminalize marijuana if he ever became Prime Minister.If only to destroy what will almost certainly be one of Justin Trudeau's most popular legacies.And sure enough, Scheer has now made that
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day the Federal Liberals Deflated Doug Ford
It's the kind of news that can make some people scream in horror, and others like myself keel over laughing.But believe it or not, Doug Ford has only been Premier of Ontario for 111 days, and although he's been acting like a bull or a hog in a China shop, and clearly
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Andrew Scheer’s Disgusting Return To Parliament
If the failing Andrew Scheer wasn't such a wonky nerd, he would have known that he should have taken a couple of days off to recover from his trip to India.Especially one that had so many people laughing at him.Instead he couldn't wait to rush back to Question Period to attack
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Andrew Scheer’s New and Desperate NAFTA Scam
Well, Andrew Scheer's Great Scam Tour of India is finally over, and I think it's safe to say it was a total bust.The idea was to make Scheer look "prime ministerial" by NOT wearing Indian garb, like Justin Trudeau did when he was in India.And making a virtue out of
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