In my last post I looked at the sad case of Michelle Rempel, and what her new American husband thinks of Canada. Which isn't very nice, but Rempel still thinks is hilarious.So I thought I'd share what some Canadians think of her and her husband.Read more »
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Montreal Simon: Why Does Michelle Rempel Hate Canada So Much?
As you may know, I'm not a member of the Michelle Rempel fan club. I consider her one of the most aggressive members of the Con cult. She's always making wild accusations, and complaining that Alberta is getting screwed by the rest of Canada.She insults the Prime Minister all the time
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Andrew Scheer’s Dangerous War On Science
We already knew that Andrew Scheer has no respect for science, for if he did he would never have come up with a fake climate plan designed by and for Big Oil.Or rejected the idea of carbon taxes over and over again, despite what Nobel prize winners have to say
Continue readingMontreal Simon: More Bad News For Doug Ford And Andrew Scheer
In my last post I looked at a new poll that suggested that 60 per cent of people in Ontario now believe that Doug Ford's government is corrupt.And how the stench of that corruption was dragging down Andrew Scheer's numbers in that province. But that same poll also has some more
Continue readingMontreal Simon: How The Cons And The Con Media Could Steal The Election
It was a chilling example of what might happen if Andrew Scheer's sinister Con cult is allowed to spread fake news, in a crude attempt to influence the result of the upcoming election.Just like Donald Trump and his henchmen did in the United States.An example that began with a truncated video clip
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day Doug Ford Was Made To Look Like An Ape
As we all know Doug Ford's mental capabilities reside somewhere in the twilight zone between Con man, and angry ape.So he's capable of saying and doing ANYTHING.Saying he's FOR THE PEOPLE.When of course he isn't…Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Doug Ford’s Vacation and the Hidden Hand of Stephen Harper
When I heard that Doug Ford had decided to give himself and his government a five-month vacation until the federal election was over, I wasn't really surprised.I'd heard he'd found running a province about a hundred thousand times more exhausting than running a small label factory, and needed to take the whole
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Total Humiliation of the Con Clown Lisa Raitt
Lisa Raitt has made a fool of herself many times in the course of her long and sordid career.With one of the most notorious examples being the time she was overheard telling an assistant that cancer is "sexy."And now that Con clown has done it again, with this ridiculous tweet.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Doug Ford’s Sad and Pathetic Anniversary
He is without a doubt the worst premier Ontario has ever known, a dumb Con beast who has disgraced himself over and over again.But as he prepares to celebrate his first anniversary in power he is giving himself and his government a five-month paid vacation. And although many believe he is
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The D-Day Anniversary and Doug Ford’s Ghastly Con Clowns
Guillaume Souvant/AFP/Getty Images Today is a very special day in the history of Canada. The 75th anniversary of D-Day, when 14,000 of our soldiers joined the assault on Hitler's Atlantic wall.Storming the beaches of Normandy to strike a massive blow for freedom.Or in the immortal words of Toby Barrett, a Con
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Fake Rebranding of Andrew Scheer and his Cons
As you may have noticed, Andrew Scheer has been trying to remake the image of him and his Cons.Trying to convince Canadians that he's really a nice guy.Not the man commonly known as Schmearmonger, the depraved leader of the most bigoted party in modern Canadian history.But unfortunately for Schmear, his
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Andrew Scheer and the Not So Great Economist Leader
Who can forget how Stephen Harper tried to fool us, or brainwash us, into believing that he was a Great Economist Leader.And how it all ended in dismal failure. But now Andrew Scheer is trying to make us believe that he too can be a Great Economist Leader.And he's also heading for
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Will Doug Ford Cost Andrew Scheer’s Cons the Next Election?
When Doug Ford became the premier of Ontario, Andrew Scheer was so excited he treated him like his new best friend forever.It was going to be the Great Alliance, with the two Cons vowing to work together to defeat Justin Trudeau and his satanic carbon tax.And Scheer seemed to believe
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Ghastly Return of Jody Wilson-Raybould
I thought we had seen the last of her for a long long time. I thought she had been swallowed up by the obscurity she so richly deserves.I thought she would take the clattering pans of her fake scandal and bang them in a place where no decent person could hear
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Is Doug Ford Even Worse Than Mike Harris?
I didn't live in Toronto when Mike Harris and his Cons ruled Ontario from 1995 to 2002.But I heard about the damage him and his "Common Sense Revolution" did to the province, and how it took a decade to recover. And how many poor and vulnerable people never did, because they
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Mr Scheer Goes To The Basketball Game
I live just a few blocks away from the Scotiabank Arena, so I'm pretty familiar with the Raptor fans who gather in the square they call Jurassic Park.And since I'm not a basketball fan, and they're mostly very young and really noisy, and it's all happening right next to my
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Doug Ford and Jason Kenney’s Grotesque Love-In
It was supposed to be a joyous occasion, a chance for Jason Kenney to visit Doug Ford and celebrate Kenney's coronation as the new King of Albertonia.And although I never thought that the meeting between the two men could be hotter than the one in the above picture.It turns out
Continue readingMontreal Simon: How Justin Trudeau Can Tame Jason Kenney
Jason Kenney has been the unquestioned ruler of the cowboy province of Alberta for only a day, and already he is trying to break up the country.Demanding that British Columbia give him his pipeline or else. Premier Jason Kenney has touched off a legal battle with British Columbia after his new Alberta
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Ascension of Jason Kenney and the Trudeau Challenge
It was Jason Kenny unchained, and a horrible sight if ever there was one.He looked more like a feverish Alabama preacher than a premier-elect. All he was missing was a handkerchief to wipe the dribble off his chin.But he had worked hard for three long years to build up his bigot party, and
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Will Andrew Scheer’s Con Friends Help Justin Trudeau Defeat Him?
In Alberta the advance polls are open, and Albertans have started voting in a provincial election Jason Kenney and his United Conservative Party are favoured to win.But the UCP has been hit by one bigot eruption after the other. The RCMP is looking into allegations of voter fraud during Kenney's leadership
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