A few days ago I wrote a post about how Stephen Harper was turning the RCMP into Harper's police.Just another tool in his campaign to try to win the next election.Now please stand to attention, kiss our democracy goodbye.And salute Harper's Army. Read more »
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Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Most Sad and Pathetic Calgary Stampede
Well there he was in this PMO picture, at the Calgary Stampede in his black bad guy cowboy hat, framed between a horse and a horse's ass.Watching the parade and trying to put on a brave face, or smile like a winner. Or at least open his mouth and show his
Continue readingMontreal Simon: In Frank and Passionate Defence of Thomas Mulcair
Well I've defended Justin Trudeau a lot recently, in three of my last six posts.When she was attacked, I defended Elizabeth May. And now it seems I must defend Tom Mulcair.From a story that suggests that he is really a closeted Harper Con. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Watch Kory Teneycke Try to Explain Why the Cons Shouldn’t Be Arrested
As you may know the Cons have just released a new attack ad, which uses ISIS' images and music to attack Justin Trudeau.And should, according to the provisions of their own Bill C-51, cause the Cons to be arrested.But now you must really watch the Harperite stooge Kory Teneycke try
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Real Reason the Con Regime Killed the HarperPAC
Three days ago I wrote about how a group of well known young conservative activists had created a monstrous HarperPAC.A political action committee that would collect money from Big Business, especially Big Oil, to attack the progressive parties and the unions.But before the rapidly swelling beast was able to crawl out of
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Jason Kenney and the Not So Great Con War on Russia
As you know, the thought that Jason Kenney is our Defence Minister, sometimes keeps me awake at night. Or makes me wake up screaming.Because I fear that absurd chicken hawk might use his big mouth, and appalling judgement, to make the dangerous situation in Ukraine even more dangerous.And lead us
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The HarperPAC, Big Money, and the Americanization of Canada
As you may have heard, a group of Harper supporters have created a political action committee to attack the progressive parties. Supporters of Stephen Harper have formed a political-advertising unit separate from the Conservative Party that will run attack ads, targeting Facebook, Google and Twitter users, to help the Tory re-election
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Jason Kenney Makes a Fool Out of Himself on Twitter. Again
Among his many dubious achievements, Jason Kenney is also known as the Con's most aggressive Twitter warrior.A man who blasts tweets out of every orifice without stopping to think what he's saying.And today he made a fool out of himself. Again.By invoking Sharia law rather than Canadian law in the debate
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Solo Stephen and the Scary Collapse of the House of Harper
As you know Stephen Harper has been losing so many ministers recently, that even though he's a psychopath not a people person, he must be feeling awfully lonely.And of course desperately vulnerable.For how can he claim that the opposition parties are unfit to govern?When his front bench is now so thin,
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper Takes On The Russians: The PMO Movie
Well I'm sure you remember the day Stephen Harper borrowed a Canadian frigate, the HMCS Fredericton, and went for a spin on the Baltic Sea.And how the appearance of two Russian frigates on the horizon was hyped by his propaganda machine into sounding like he had faced down Vladimir Putin himself.With
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Con Clown James Moore Jumps Off the Harper Ship
Well the last time we saw James Moore he was bobbing up and down in English Bay claiming that the Con's pathetic oil recovery effort was "world class."But now I'm delighted to report, the Con beluga has spouted his last blast of hot air, slipped below the surface.And become the latest
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Deathly March of the Zombie Bills
With every passing day Stephen Harper and his rotting Con regime look more desperate, and more deathly.For not only do they look like escapees from the Night of the Living Dead.In the dying days of this Parliament, even their bills are looking like zombies.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Why Rona Ambrose Needs to Chill Out Her Reefer Madness
As you know, I am totally disgusted by the way Rona Ambrose is failing to act as a Health Minister should.Failing to put the pain and suffering of Canadians before her foul Con ideology. Which as a Health Minister, and a human being, is about as low as you can go.So
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Horror Story: The Ghastly Picture of Chris Alexander
As some of you may know, I like to compare the Con Immigration Minister Chris Alexander, to the ghastly portrait in The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde's classic story.Except in this story Dorian is Chris, and his portrait starts to turn monstrous after the once young bright diplomat sells his
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Con Clown Rona Ambrose and the Great War on Marijuana
OMG. I don't what we're going to do with the Con clown Rona Ambrose. She doesn't seem to understand that she supposed to be the Minister of Health, not the Minister of Pain and Suffering.That's Stephen Harper's job.For barely two months ago she was going after Vancouver's pot shops as
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day Pope Francis Humiliated Stephen Harper
Well it seems that it was as I predicted yesterday. Pope Francis was indeed not too happy to see Stephen Harper.And couldn't have made his feelings more obvious. Harper’s 10-minute meeting with the Pope Francis was unusually short by Vatican standards. Russian President Vladimir Putin had a nearly 50-minute private audience with
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day Stephen Harper Stared Down the Russians
It had to be one of the scariest confrontations in the Baltic Sea since the darkest days of the Cold War.Or one of the most ridiculous.For there was Stephen Harper, on day five of his mega tour of Europe, in feverish pursuit of the ethnic vote… You know, the mega
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Great War on Pensions
Well there he was in Poland yesterday, relentlessly pursuing the ethnic vote again, by portraying himself as the fearless leader of the Great War on Russia.And the champion of freedom and democracy.Even as the Senate rammed through his totalitarian anti-terror bill.Which will kill OUR freedoms and turn us into a police state,But at
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day Stephen Harper Helped Destroy the Planet
I hate to admit it, but it seems I was tragically wrong. Stephen Harper did play a major role at the G7 summit after all.He took a reasonable proposal to fight climate change, before it changes the world beyond recognition.And helped turn it into a plan which will almost certainly torch
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Pierre Poilievre’s Sad and Desperate Popularity Problem
Well at least now we know the real reason Pierre Poilievre made those ghastly vanity videos.Which were all about him, but paid for with OUR money. Employment Minister Pierre Poilievre commissioned a team of public servants for overtime work on a Sunday to film him glad-handing constituents in promotion of the
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