Well it's a horrible thought. The kind of thought that could give you nightmares.But Stephen Harper is desperate. He knows the internet is his enemy. The only thing he can't control.Or scare into submission.So it seems that him and his Con gang may have been creeping out Facebook.As the CBC's
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Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s New and Absurd Politics of Fear
Well there was Stephen Harper yesterday, trying to show he's really a nice guy, by releasing a lobster over the side of a fishing boat.But of course for the real story of that photo-op, you'd have to read this account of that media nightmare. To understand that in Harperland nothing is
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Really REALLY Bad Day
Well I can only imagine what Stephen Harper must have been feeling like when he returned to his war room or his rubber room last night.But he must have been fit to be tied, or bouncing off the walls.Because he couldn't have had a worse day. There just wasn't ANY good news.It
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Disastrous State of the Con Campaign
When Stephen Harper launched the longest election campaign since 1926, he no doubt hoped that by now he would have crushed his political enemiesThrown them under the wheels of his mighty bus.Or smeared them beyond recognition as he flew over them in his shiny new plane… And if that campaign had been
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Dead Syrian Boy and the Ghastly Denial of the Harper Cons
It couldn't have been a more revolting spectacle, or one more monstrous.The heartbreaking image of that poor little Syrian boy lying dead on a beach.And three Con monkeys in denial. All shedding crocodile tears, but claiming to be blameless.Even as their campaign went into crisis mode.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day Rosemary Barton Destroyed the Con Clown Chris Alexander
As you may know, I absolutely despise Chris Alexander, the Con Minister of Citizenship and Immigration.The once promising young diplomat who sold his soul to Stephen Harper.And morphed into something monstrous like the ghastly portrait in the Picture of Dorian Gray.The kind of man who would deny health care to
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The New Recession and the Lies Stephen Harper Told Us
Well at least now we know why Stephen Harper was twisting himself into knot, or looking like he was auditioning for the Hunchback of Notre Dame, by refusing to even mention the dreaded 'R' word.So now that it's official, Canada is in a recession. He could continue to deny reality. Read more
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Why Is Jason Kenney Posing As a Finance Minister?
I had been wondering where Jason Kenney had been hiding. But suddenly there he was on TV.Having apparently traded in his job as Defence Minister, to pose as a Finance Minister.With a new and flexible definition of the word recession.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Harperman: The Anti-Harper Song Goes Viral !!!
If Stephen Harper thought he could get away with punishing the scientist Tony Turner for daring to write and and sing the song Harperman, he must be sorry now.For as I said yesterday it is an outrageous assault on freedom of expression.And as I predicted it has only made the song even more popular. Read
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Incredible Cowardice of the Mad King Stephen Harper
He is already the best protected Prime Minister in Canadian history. Wherever he goes he is surrounded by an army of RCMP bodyguards.His motorcade of sinister black vehicles is as big or bigger than Obama's secret service convoys.No ordinary Canadians can get anywhere near him. Only Con supporters who have
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Why Is the Con Clown Joe Oliver Missing In Action?
The economy is teetering on the edge of disaster. The stock market is on a wild roller coaster ride. The loonie or Harper peso has fallen to its lowest level in eleven years. Thousands are losing their jobs.But Joe Oliver, the alleged Con FInance Minister, is nowhere to be seen.He
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Chicken Harper and the Con’s New Campaign Song
Well as you know Chicken Harper has changed his tune or his feathers. Now he isn't going around claiming people should vote for him because only he can save us from the terrorist menace.Or because our economy is so strong, and he's a Great Economist Leader.Now he's claiming we should vote
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Fish Man Harper and the Latest Con Whopper
Gawd. If Stephen Harper wasn't such a monster you'd almost have to feel sorry for him.He just can't do ANYTHING right these days, and his massive propaganda machine just keeps making him look like an absolute IDIOT.Just the other day they ran the wrong picture of a couple to promote adoption
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Nightmare Week in Campaign Hell
I can only imagine Stephen Harper's state of mind, after what must have been for him a week in the hell of his own making.For it was the week the Duffy scandal shredded what was left of his credibility. The week his campaign went off the rails.The week that revealed the
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Great Con Adoption Scam
It's Stephen Harper's latest desperate plan to try to soften his image, and make himself more popular.By buying more votes with OUR money. But sadly for him there's something terribly wrong with that picture.And it's just more Con fraud.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Fateful Attraction of Ray Novak
He's trying to carry on his campaign as if nothing has changed. As if the Duffy trial was a mere distraction.But Stephen Harper couldn't conceal a wince yesterday, when reporters asked him about his beloved Ray Novak.And whether he was planning to fire him. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Why Stephen Harper Has Suddenly Stopped Talking About the Russians
It's the greatest Arctic mystery since the Franklin expedition. Why after taunting the Russians and their leader for the last two years, in relentless pursuit of the ethnic vote. And shooting his mouth off like a cannon, as only that Con clown could… Why is Stephen Harper suddenly not talking about the Russians anymore?Why
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Disastrous Possibly Fatal Duffy Mistake
When Stephen Harper decided to launch the election campaign into the midsummer storm of the Duffy trial, he must have thought he could get away with it.His criminal mind must have hoped that the campaign would distract Canadians, and limit the damage to him and his Cons.But as even John Ivison
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Hells Angels
In my last post I wrote that we are going to have to hit Jesus Harper and his mob a little harder if we want to make sure we defeat them.But what I forgot to say was that his Big Blue Machine isn't the mighty machine it once was.Not when
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Cheating Cons and the Fatal Hubris of Stephen Harper
Uh oh. It seems that Stephen Harper just can't help himself. They don't call him Dirty Steve for nothing eh?He claimed he fired the starting gun for the next election more than a month early, to save the taxpayer's money.Only to have it revealed that the extended campaign would cost
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