So how is your’s going? I hope it hasn’t gotten much worse than “bulk cereal.” Slainté! Alltop is the bulk cereal of Internet humor aggregators. Genius “infotoon” by Lunchbreath.
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mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Food for thought
Work has kept me away from my latest long fiction project for a while, and this quote keeps floating around my head. (That, and some kind of growling sound…) Alltop only growls when it’s happy. That cool background photo is … Continue reading →
Continue readingmark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Explaining video games
This helps me to understand why my character in Skyrim keeps picking up crap to sell, even though he has more money than he’ll ever be able to spend. Also, snowberries. Alltop tastes delicious with existential berries.
Continue readingmark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: I hate that they never serve snacks at the meetings
I mean, come on, Illuminati — some veggies and hummus or even those lousy cookies you get at Western University functions — something! Alltop doesn’t believe that cookies exist. Exquisite GIF by uno moralez.
Continue readingmark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Winter Olympics: Naked Fire Luge, Bottomless Ski Jumping, Explo-Curling
Naked Fire Luge Though not as dangerous as skurlington, naked fire luge, is, in many ways, a much more exciting sport for the viewer. The luge run is ringed by fire on both sides, and there are massive pools of … Continue reading →
Continue readingmark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Winter Olympics: Polar Biathlon
You’d think that a combination sport that included brutal cross-country skiing and the use of firearms would be really exciting. And you’d be wrong. But we have the solution. It does, however, require the addition of polar bears. In a … Continue reading →
Continue readingWinter Olympics: Ultimate Couples Ice Dance
In our continuing efforts to suggest more exciting and exploitative Winter Olympic Sports, we want to tackle ice dance next. Sure, there can be moments of pure artistic bliss in the current Ice Dance competition, but it has been marred … Continue reading →
Continue readingmark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Really Exploitative Winter Olympic Sports
The Winter Olympics are about to begin in Sochi, and to honor this occasion, we thought to would revisit some suggestions The Skwib has had for more exciting events in the spirit of the Games. (The spirit of the Games … Continue reading →
Continue readingmark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Lucidiva™ — Side effects
Common side effects include heavy breathing, panting, hyperventilation, lack of peripheral vision, excessive screaming, painful hearing and nasal discharge that may look like rice pudding. Sorry, but it happens. You should probably enjoy flatulence if you want to take this … Continue reading →
Continue readingmark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Earworm Alert: I Dream of Bewitched
I’m really not sure why this just occurred to me, but it’s weird how similar these theme songs are. Alltop is a magic humor aggregator.
Continue readingmark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Infinite Scrolling
And neither have any form of navigation! Alltop loves a good scroll.
Continue readingmark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Classics of Literature — Ender’s Game
This is a fun and page-turning read about eugenics, institutionalized child abuse, and genocide. Humanity is at war with a distance race of aliens (called “Buggers”) and for some reason, the adults are unable to discover the best way to … Continue reading →
Continue readingmark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: A reversible limerick
Bonus: nobody comes from Nantucket in this one. Alltop makes an annual pilgrimage to Nantucket. Comic by SMBC. Check out his Patreon page.
Continue readingmark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: The purpose of life: a quote
Unless you’re a robot, in which case it is to destroy all humans. Alltop is the kind of robot that wants to entertain all humans. Original photo by Joe Parks on Flickr.
Continue readingmark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Level Two: The Monkey
From The Levels of Drinking Consciousness: A Unified Theory: The Hammer leads, inevitably, to “The Inebriation,” leading you to the next layer down, the monkey layer. Now, this part of our mind understands that there are consequences to actions. It’s … Continue reading →
Continue readingmark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Cindy and The Ravens
When the talking ravens had appeared, introducing themselves as Hugin and Munin, naturally everyone had been astonished. They could speak English, several Scandinavian languages, and a tongue not heard in a thousand years, though a few scholars recognized it as … Continue reading →
Continue readingmark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Alert to possibilities
Friendship can come in the most unexpected ways. (So do snacks.) Alltop is one big snack of humor!
Continue readingmark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Buddhist protestor
Of course, the very idea of a protestor kinda violates the 8-fold path a bit. Alltop is dharma. Cartoon by the suffering SMBC.
Continue readingmark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Know your branches of economics
This comic does in one cartoon what the first chapter of Debt, the First 5000 Years does (pretty well) in one chapter. Alltop is a macro-humor generator.
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