Presumably, the title “Catholic Church Child Safety Co-ordintor” is meant to be reassuring, to inspire confidence in parents and everyone else who’s been watching aghast as the Catholic Church disintegrates into a cesspool of perversi…
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Trick or Fet(us)
Ewwwwwww: Some adults are appalled that children in Loganville got dolls of 12-week-old fetuses with their Halloween candy, Channel 2 Action News reports. […] Joshua Edmonds, who told Channel 2 Action News he is a senior minister of the Christian soc…
Continue readingIf you go down to Tent City today
You’re in for a big surprise If you go down to Tent City today You better go in disguise… …preferably in a hazmat suit: An Occupy Victoria protester who has moved his demonstration into a tree is being accused of pouring a two-litre…
Continue readingDouchebags of the Week
No, make that the Month. Maybe even the Year. Or possibly the decade, since the photos you’re about to feast your eyes on are from last year. Here’s a taste: this is a couple of law firm employees at their firm’s Hallowe’en party last year. They’re “dressed up” as homeowners who’ve been foreclosed on, something […]
Drums
Sadly, there’s an issue that is tearing Occupy Wall Street asunder and may end its presence in Zuccotti Park tomorrow, and it’s this: Drums. According to a feverish call for help that went out today at N+1mag.com, rogue drummers are causing trouble at OWS: A trusted friend and respected activist sent the following notes, explaining […]
Colonel Panic
One more badass middle-eastern dictator dragged out of the ever-popular Hiding Spot for Badass Middle-Eastern Dictators, a hole in the desert: Muammar Gaddafi was killed by Libyan fighters he once scorned as “rats,” cornered, beaten and then shot in the head after his chaotic capture by fighters who overran his last redoubt on Thursday in […]
Schadenfreude Cake with Instant karma
Instant Karma gonna get you Gonna knock you right in the head You better get yourself together Pretty soon you’re gonna be dead… What in the world you thinking of? Laughing in the face of love What on Earth you tryna do? It’s up to you, yeah, you: A Kansas disciplinary panel said Thursday that […]
Someone’s cranky about the Ontario elxn
Why so bitter?: Voting Conservative is “Gutter Morality!??” Tsk. So you got a little spanking on Election Day… okay, you were beaten like a gong. No, make that ‘beaten like a Cinco de Mayo pinata’. But look on the bright side: one less vote would have put you in the ’beaten like a crack baby in […]
Small Government!
When people like Michele Bachmann (R-Batshit) jabber inanely about “small government”, what they mean is government so small it can crawl up your vagina and do an ultrasound of the contents of your womb: Republican presidential candidate Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) proposed a bill on Thursday that would force women in the early stages of […]
NatPo issues lame & wrong apology for insulting ad, fixes it, well done NatPo
Religious right crackpot Charles McVety has been a busy little bible-banger lately, and as usual it’s all about S E X , raising the question: Does this guy EVER get any? (Whoops, sorry if that conjured up any unpleasant visuals. Next time I’ll use a trigger warning.) Chuck’s latest Adventure in Sexland was an ad […]
Harper’s Trost Trouble No Trouble
And what are we to think of mouthy little Brad Trost, the CPC backbencher from Saskatchewan who’s gotten into the habit of losing control of his yap and going rogue on the topic of abortion lately, even on nationwide TV? Speaking to CBC’s Evan Solomon, host of Power & Politics, Trost said the government should […]
Harper “ensconced” in power for next 8 years??
“Ensconced” — I love that word. But in this case… As much as I might roll my eyes at the feverish fear and loathing Harper provokes in some of the more doctrinaire corners of Left Blogistan, even I have trouble with the idea of him being ensconced — or even sconced – in power for […]
Poe: Next Generation?
We knew it all along: US House Speaker John Boehner isn’t orange, he’s PINK, as in PINKO! And he better watch his pink ass, because somebody wants his job (besides Eric Cantor)… a tea party challenger, and this guy’s a doozy: So how many teabagger stereotypes did that guy exhibit? Let’s tally it up. Raging […]
Can’t even go to the internet
…without having to see dumbass ignorant bigots, to the point that I literally have a hard time even turning on my computer to do something as simple as surf the net… And this is freedom?? And what about The Children, when they go to the internet?? Whenever they’re on the internet and see some ignorant […]
Because it’s Saturday
When Amazon set up their website to allow Customer Reviews of the psychotic myriad of products they flog, I wonder if they knew those reviews would become such a source of entertainment that they’d have their own Top Ten Lists? My favourite product from that list has to be the Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank. This is […]
WTF is “Islamicism?
It’s bad enough in any scenario that we’d allow sleazy politicians to twist us around their porky little fingers like we had spines made of overcooked linguini, but now we’re even letting them make up the Scarywords they employ to click us into Freakout Mode and send us screaming and scrambling under our beds. In […]
About that State Funeral
When the PM offered a state funeral for Jack Layton, I suspect most were mildly surprised since the protocol dictates that state funerals are reserved for Prime Ministers, Governor-Generals and Cabinet Ministers. Nobody else, Opposition Leaders included, makes the cut… unless the Prime Minister says they do. But under the circumstances a state funeral just […]
Majority of Canadians remember Layton fondly
According to an Angus Reid poll, a majority of Canadians agree with Jack Layton being accorded a State Funeral, and remember him with fondness: A majority of Canadians (55%) think Layton showed that politicians can have the common touch, and almost half (48%) think he will be lauded for his ability to engage with young […]
New right-wing game
It’s called “Let’s Make Lefty Heads Explode”. Here’s how it goes: A popular left-wing political leader passes away. The shock and sadness at this cruel turn of events transcends ideology as most everyone expresses their sorrow during the very human moment of shared loss and mutual comforting that ensues. We all hug, ever so briefly. […]
Todd spills the beans!
As I said in that other post, I’m pretty sure that all but Sarah Palin’s most panting and delusional fans understand that she has no intention of running for president. Some of them may even understand the purpose of the coy allusions she occasionally makes to getting in the race: it raises her value as […]