Bev Oda vindicated

Not only was Conservative MP for Durham Bev Oda exonerated of all accusations, she was quickly rewarded with a newly-created cabinet post. There was an announcement from the PMO that Cowboy Steve has named Oda to serve as Canada’s Solicitor of Urban Areas. Oda’s first priority will be to create more jobs in this sector of the economy.

A triumphant Bev Oda reports for work at the corner of Parkdale Avenue and Wellington Street. An assistant said Oda would be working day and night getting the lay of the land.
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Poll says Canadians believe Bev Oda did *not* do anything deceitful, misleading, half-witted, fraudulent, disgraceful or just plain stupid

A poll taken in Ottawa shows Canadians think International Cooperation Minister Bev Oda is *not* guilty of charges by oppostion members in Parliament. A Conservative Party insider said the vast majority of Canadians agree she deserves a break from the vendetta that has dogged her recently. “A limousine trip to the spa would stop her from becoming completely unhinged. It’s not like she padded her expense claims, or something really bad. She has the complete support of Cowboy Steve, who believes she’s *not* a wack job.”

Minister Oda is pictured *not* visiting a grow-op in her riding

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