mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Ask General Kang: How do I make myself look attractive on a dating site?

Your human mating rituals are really quite amusing. Dating sites are so passé on my homeworld of Neecknaw. Instead of dating sites, we have two bi-weekly “Gathering of the Gonads” in which our eligible primates are displayed in natural habitats— … Continue reading →