Montreal Simon: The Real Reason For Andrew Scheer’s Weird Ad

I knew the Cons were worried. I didn't believe them when they said that weird ad, half Forrest Gump and half serial killer, was to introduce Andrew Scheer to Canadians.When he has been around for thirteen years, and the Con media has given him all the page time or air time he wanted recently, to attack the ...

Montreal Simon: The CBC’s War On The Liberals (Continued)

Yesterday I wrote a post about the CBC's frenzied attempts to try to bring down the Trudeau government, and make the sinister religious fanatic Andrew Scheer Prime Minister.And how in pursuit of that goal it seems to have sacrificed its principles and its sanity. And I was pleasantly surprised to see how many people agreed with me ...

Montreal Simon: Why Andrew Scheer’s Crusade Is Heading For Disaster

In my last post I wrote about how Andrew Scheer had set out on his crusade, to try to bring down the Great Satan Justin Trudeau.Aided and abetted by a small army of religious fanatics, and the usual shabby posse of racists, misogynists, dirty old men, and anti-gay bigots.And so shocking and depressing was the ...

Montreal Simon: The Traitor Cons and the Trudeau Derangement Syndrome

As you know, I believe that the decision by Andrew Scheer's Cons to take their campaign against the Khadr settlement to the U.S. on the eve of the NAFTA talks, can only be described as treason.So I'm glad to see that even some in the Con media agree.Conservatives are entitled to object to the Liberal ...

Montreal Simon: Rona Ambrose and the Bleak Future of the Cons

With just three days to go before the Cons choose a new leader, I see that Rona Ambrose is still trying to whip up some interest in the event.Still claiming that she was always planning to leave. “If I was going to stay in politics, I would have run for the full leadership. I made that ...

Montreal Simon: The Duffy Trial and the Anger of the Con Base

By now most people have seen the video of that angry old Con attacking reporters for asking questions about the Duffy trial.And it has become a popular internet meme. Chris Sigurdson.But if you thought that Stephen Harper might be smiling, or in his case opening his mouth and showing his teeth, at that show of support from ...

Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Disappearing Budget Surplus

Well he's still out there with his trusty sidekick the rhinestone Cowboy Jason Kenney, trying to put a brave face on the situation.Still serving pancakes to the faithful, and judging from this photo, no doubt scoffing back a few of them himself.But it's clear that the stress is getting to him. For it seems that every day ...

Montreal Simon: Chicken Harper’s Possibly Fatal Great Debate Miscalculation

I don't know  who came up with the idea to have Stephen Harper dress up as a chicken and boycott the debates organized by the three main television networks.Whether it was Kory Teneycke, or one of the other incompetent stooges in the PMO.Or whether Chicken Harper himself laid that egg.But one thing is for sure, ...

Montreal Simon: Queeg Harper and the Sinking Con Ship

He's still the Captain of the dilapidated Con ship, the rusty tub that should have been scrapped long ago. And like the crazed Captain Queeg in The Caine Mutiny, he's still going after his bloody majority, like Queeg went after the strawberries.But unfortunately for Stephen Harper that majority is proving as elusive as those strawberries.Because as yet another poll ...

Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the REAL Nightmare Before Christmas

Uh oh. It seems I might have been a bit hasty when I declared this to be The Con Nightmare Before Christmas. Because although the Cons are just as ghastly as they were in that story, the monstrous Stephen Harper is now smiling, as only he can.*Shudder*And the real nightmare arrived YESTERDAY !!! Read more »