CONSERVATIVES CLOSE TO MAJORITY TERRITORY

With talk of a spring election heating up, I thought it would be useful to check where things currently stand — as you can see from the number below, the Conservatives are within striking distance of a majority (which requires at least 155 seats)… CURRENT PROJECTIONS (through Mar 9) CANADA CPC – avg 152 seats […]

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Hudak resigns, joins cast of "Two and a Half Men"

Erstwhile Ontario Tory leader Tim Hudak shocked everyone at today’s Queen’s Park session when he unexpectedly tendered his resignation. Hudak has been tabbed as Charlie Sheen’s replacement on the popular television sitcom “Two and a Half Men”, seen weekly on the CBS network. Provincial Conservatives are left scrambling to name a successor soon, with an election looming later this year.

The show, currently on hiatus, will resume production next month. Hudak will play the new lead character Randy Lichtenfelter, a skirt-chasing small-market weatherman with a dark forboding past. Hijinks and hilarity ensue. Jon Cryer will continue in his role as the pathetic sidekick Alan. His son will now be played by sitcom veteran Norm McDonald. .

A party insider told CTV that Hudak will be replaced on an interim basis by the annoying old man from the TD Canada Trust commercials.

…and that’s a wrap!

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