Author: Warren

Two things: • Never end a sentence with a preposition-y type thingy • Never ask a question when you don’t have a clear answer thingy .

Updated, and adjusted for Ontario voters: .

Oh, and BTW, Mike, IT’S NOT A BLOG IT’S A WEB SITE. That said, I also have a similarly stultifying effect on marriages and common-law relationships. .

This is what greeted Lala and me when we made our way up to the cabin for the first time this year. (I’m always the first on my lake, I’m told.) Rounded the corner and – holy shit la merde – an 80-foot tree had fallen. And missed the place

On a typically cold January day, the man steps into room 727 at the hotel, which is located right downtown. He has come there, a bit reluctantly, at the request of his former girlfriend. He wants to have sex, she doesn’t. So they lounge on the bed, reminiscing about old

White background Liberal lawn signs: Never really ends well, in my experience.

…must be an election or something. .

(Very happy, by the way. See ya, Ms. Wynne. Howdy, Premier Horwath. Nap time, Toronto mayoralty campaigners.) .

Why? And, while we’re on the subject, why hasn’t the West gone in there, to get them back? .

1. He gave the Fords lots of money in campaign donations. 2. He was Ford’s best-buddy until he decided to run for Mayor.   In a few weeks, Rob Ford will come back, slimmer and sounding better than he has in a long time. He will be even more competitive

That’s from the Toronto Sun, people. THE SUN. Penned by my Carleton J school friend, Michele Mandel. Here it is, for you to save and show your kids. .

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In difficult circumstances, my answer is always number five. (In all seriousness, however, I’d love to hear your views about what you’d do if you were advising Rob Ford. Hard to imagine, I know, but he was looking for an advisor, just yesterday afternoon!) poll by twiigs.com .

I know nothing else is happening, at all, but I thought I would bring this to your attention.  Smartest move I ever made.  Names of the departed have been smudged because they’re, you know, departed.)

You can be forgiven for wondering if there’s a provincial budget today. Or anything else. .

A second video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford smoking what has been described as crack-cocaine by a self-professed drug dealer was secretly filmed in his sister’s basement early Saturday morning. The clip, which was viewed by two Globe and Mail reporters, shows Mr. Ford taking a drag from a long

She’s done. .

Came across this one in the Punk Rock Hall of Fame vault, and put it on Twitter to irritate Steve Deceive. As you read this, millions of mohawked youngsters are printing this off, clipping it, and stitching it onto their sleeveless Circle Jerks jean jackets. Of such photos are punque

Don Eady brilliantly sums up the Twitter stunt of John Tory’s oxymoronic brain trust (and you’d think they’d wash their hair for a photo shoot!). Classic. Anyway, don’t take the word of Don and me.  Here’s what journalists had to say about yesterday’s greasy, paunchy stroke of inanity: “It was