Get ready. You can always tell when a federal election is coming in Canada. The political parties commence a frenzy of fundraising. The commentariat start speculating incessantly about when, exactly, the election will take place. The media start writing profiles of backroom “strategists” who real folks don’t care about. Oh,
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Warren Kinsella: John Tory steps on frozen pool of his own overblown rhetoric
Almost wipes out. Hilarity ensues. Caption contest!
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: “These guys will be amazingly famous if there is any justice in this bastard world.”
Apropos of nothing, here is my new fave, Plague Vendor, live. The words above come from a comment below the fan’s video, and they sum things up rather nicely. There is god-like genius at work here, folks. PLAGUE VENDOR FINAL from Kevin Zacher on Vimeo.
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: I trust you now agree with those of us who think the election will be in the Spring
Your Honour, we present this exhibit! He’s clearing the decks. Could be for the Fall, sure, but I still think the Spring. Who’s with me?
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: Now now, Now
Now magazine is irritated with Your Humble Narrator. For a while – um – now, the alt weakly has been in a state of high dudgeon, and it would be super boring if it weren’t for this: I’m researching a column on some of the hypocrisies of the so-called Left, to try
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: Is Den Tandt right?
Quote: “Mulcair is the only leader of a federal party who stands a fair chance of losing his job following the federal election, tentatively slated for later this year.” I’m not sure I agree with my colleague, who I almost always agree with. Here’s a couple other scenarios: The economy
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: I am confused, as usual
Apologies for getting all Toronto-centric, but the media in The Centre of the Universe are this morning filled with stories about how the new mayor is going to “get tough” with illegally parked vehicles during rush hour, blah blah blah. There are dozens of such stories. Here’s the question I
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: I grow old, I grow old, etc.
Me: "Wow, you slept late, buddy." Son 3: "Dad, I'm a teenager now. Teenagers sleep in." Me [with much sadness]: "Oh. Right." — Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) January 4, 2015
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: In Friday’s Sun: 2014 in one word
If you were asked to assign a word to 2014, what would it be? Cold? It was indisputably that. Uncertain? With oil costing far less and housing costing ever more, unquestionably. Frightening? ISIS and Ebola ensured that it was. Politically, there really is no single word that can be easily
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: Predictions about 2015, and confessions about 2014
Some of 2014 was kind of meh. I can now reveal, for example, my big news: I was going to be the host of a show on Sun News – but that show got cancelled before it even got aired! Drag. Would’ve been fun. Father John Daly, my priest, knows
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: In which I tweet a criticism of tweeting Twitterers (updated)
About 60 per cent of Twitter is scolding. It’s like a giant social media hall monitor, and it’s irritating as Hell. — Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) December 31, 2014 UPDATE: A citizen responds.
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: In Tuesday’s Sun: 2015 isn’t a year – it’s a lifetime
NEW YORK – It’s a cliché, but like a lot of clichés it’s true: a week is a long time in politics. British politician Harold Wilson said that, or something like that. In political life, Wilson’s axiom is the only universal truth: everything can change, dramatically, in the blink of
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: Bush-Clinton?
My Twitter take, on a rainy NYC morning. Link here.
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: At the shrine
Third iteration of it, in the Village. You can see the original version in the video posted below, on December 22. Don’t know who the woman is who photo bombed it.
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: NYC bound
This is where Lala and I will be tomorrow: • CBGB’s and The Fillmore East • Joey Ramone’s NYC pad • St. Marks Hotel • Trash and Vaudeville • Iggy Pop’s former residence • Andy Warhol’s place • The Velvet Underground’s hangout • Madonna’s first NYC apartment Not sure how
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: What I got for Christmas
I also got the new Fender Rascal bass.
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: Joe
Not Cocker (although RIP to him, too). Strummer – our hero, our muse, our shining light. Twelve years today.
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: In Tuesday’s Sun: not me
Nor any Sun columnist, pretty much. They’ve given us the week off to run cartoons and whatnot (there’s a joke in there, if you think about it). The column will resume in the New Year and – after that – who knows. In the meantime, stay tuned to this bat
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: Thought it appropriate to wear this today
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Continue readingWarren Kinsella: Dear Kim Jong-Un
Dear North Korea: Up yours. Signed, Everyone — Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) December 20, 2014
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