Golly. If I wasn't enjoying Stephen Harper's pain so much I'd probably feel sorry for him eh? Because that sordid Senate scandal just keeps coming at him from all directions like a bat out of Hell.Yesterday it was Mike Duffy, bellowing like a wounded moose, and goring his reputation further. Today
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Montreal Simon: The Day Darth Harper Went After Mike Duffy
Well after refusing to answer questions about the Senate scandal yesterday, Stephen Harper strapped on his Darth Vader helmet today, and went after his Death Star Mike Duffy. Stephen Harper went on the offensive in the Senate expense claims scandal Wednesday, trying to diminish the impact of Mike Duffy’s allegations
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Mike Duffy and Stephen Harper’s Bully Regime
I've been fighting bullies since I was 12-years-old, so I know them when I see them. And I also know that when you confront them and fight back they usually turn into cowards and cut and run. Like Stephen Harper did today in Question Period, when he refused to answer most of the
Continue readingMontreal Simon: When Mike Duffy Declared War on Stephen Harper
OMG. Can you believe how this sordid Senate scandal has become a real horror movie? And Stephen Harper's worst nightmare. First the old werewolf went after Old Duff, then Old Puff went after HIM !!!!Now it's open warfare. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day Stephen Harper Got Clobbered in Question Period
OMG. Throw in the towel. Somebody call a waahmbulance !!!! You won't believe what happened to Stephen Harper in Question Period !!!! He waddled into the ring with his head held high hoping to brag about his E.U. trade deal, only to get hit with an upper cut to the chin
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Quebec Card
There are many things to worry about what Stephen Harper might do to Canada, especially now that he is desperate. From forcing through his pipelines at gunpoint, to threatening the future of our medicare system.But what I fear the most is that he might, for cheap political reasons, harness anti-Quebec sentiment in
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Inside the Monstrous Heart of the Harper PMO
It's one of the scariest places in Canada eh? The dark heart of the Con conspiracy. The home of the Big Lie. And now Paul Wells has given us a glimpse of the horror that lies within. And of the weird leader in his inner sanctum. And although I'm sure
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Bonfire of the Insanities
Uh oh. What bad timing. Just the other day he was blowing his horn and telling his Con caucus that we must "seize the moment" and go "further and faster." Telling us all that we must move even MORE oily goodness by rail. Because Canada Alberta needs the money eh?But now he's playing
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Omar Khadr and the True Horror of Harperland
It's the human rights nightmare that just goes on and on. The case of Omar Khadr, and the travesty of justice that should shame us all.And today the latest chapter in this Harperland horror story. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Great Throne Speech Scam
Well as you know Stephen Harper deposited his Throne Speech yesterday with much fanfare and farting, and then ran off to Belgium. So he wouldn't have to answer any questions. Which was just as well eh? Because the reviews came in today, and they were really STINKY.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Grubby Little Throne Speech
It was a Throne Speech as small, as uninspiring, and as politically depraved as Stephen Harper himself. A speech that must have made the poor Governor General feel like running home and taking a shower.A grubby little speech with a toxic teabagger heart. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Con Klown Show and Mr Dickhead’s Big Moment
Golly. As I wait to watch Stephen Harper lead his almost new/nouveau cabinet into Parliament after a four month holiday, so they can start memorizing his Throne Speech, I can't help thinking of that old H.L. Mencken quote: "Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Harper Sticks Taxpayers With Huge Hotel Bill !!!
Oh no. Not ANOTHER sordid Con scandal. How many more can we endure, how much longer can Stephen Harper keep debasing himself, shaming us in the eyes of the world? And how dare he make the TAXPAYERS pay for HIS political debauchery !!! Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Thanksgiving in Harperland:The Sorrow and the Hope
It still takes my breath away. This country so big and so beautiful. And on this Thanksgiving Day, even in Harperland, I have so many reasons to be thankful.A roof over my head and enough food to eat. A great companion, a loving family, friends who keep me grounded and make
Continue readingMontreal Simon: James Moore and the Shiny New Con Scam
Uh oh. I see the Con regime is now so desperate to try to distract Canadians from the sordid Senate scandal, they're cooking up a whole new scam. They're dressing up as consumer advocates, and sending out James Moore to flog their new/nouveau porky plan like a used car salesman. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Kellie Leitch and the Corruption of Stephen Harper
You might think that Kellie Leitch would be better than most Cons. Better than her ghastly leader. She's a pediatric surgeon who still works on a volunteer basis at an Ottawa hospital. She's smart, she has an impressive resume, and she's a woman in a government of good ol' boys.So I have
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Disastrous Return To Parliament
OMG. This is so exciting. Somebody beat a drum, or a gong. After four long months of preparations, Stephen Harper's Con klown regime is finally shuffling back to Parliament. The almost new/nouveau cabinet has been groomed, manicured, given a full body shampoo, an extensive criminal record check, and taught how to repeat their PMO
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Con Regime and the Surveillance State
Normally the sight of the moon rising over Mount Royal on a beautiful cloudless night would make me whoop with joy at the thought that I had finally escaped from Harperland. If only for a few precious moments. Or smile at the sight of the Muslim crescent and the Christian
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Harperland and the Progressive Journey to Victory
It's been pretty grey and wet where I live. It gets dark before you know it. Soon it will be winter in Harperland. In all its grim horror.But on the positive side I have a few days off, so I can take a short break from blogging, recharge my batteries, and
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day Dilma Rousseff Took on Stephen Harper
I realize that for many Canadians Latin America begins and ends in Cancun, Cuba, or the Dominican Republic. And that they know as much about the rest of the continent, as they know about Quebec.But if Stephen Harper thinks he can shrug off the allegations about spying on the Brazilians, he
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