Is it the whole city or is it just the super petty Toronto Maple Leafs organization? https://twitter.com/SBeaups4/status/1513242889547141124 https://twitter.com/HabsLaughs/status/1513286092811907082?s=20 The Rev. Paperboy Feed
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the woodshed: "It’s like The Fugitive meets Dumb and Dumber with a bit of Triumph of the Will thrown in for good measure"
Has anyone thrown a net over racist neo-nazi knucklehead Kevin J. Johnston and dragged his sorry ass back to Ontario to start serving his 18 month sentence or are the authorities just hoping he will turn himself in after waiting six months? Have there been any recent sightings? He’s been
Continue readingthe woodshed: The Partisan – Leonard Cohen
Here is a little something for those fighting in the international brigades in Ukraine The Rev. Paperboy Feed
Continue readingthe woodshed: You couldn’t make this up and get away with it
I’m sure I mentioned this back in October on Twitter (back before I got booted off Twitter) but imagine the outcry if this happened almost anywhere but Saskatchewan. https://leaderpost.com/sports/football/martin-luther-kings-are-loving-the-name-and-the-game The Rev. Paperboy Feed
Continue readingthe woodshed: ‘We have met the enemy and it is us’
Funny thing about how long it took the police to take action to clear the various truck protests. I wonder what took them so long…. The Rev. Paperboy Feed
Continue readingthe woodshed: "why is the country SO divided?"
It isn’t. The problem with with most of the media is their insistence on treating both sides of any conflict as holding equally valid opinions and acting as though each side balances out the other, that both sides have roughly equal support among the public and every story is about
Continue readingthe woodshed: Karma is polishing up the hammer of righteous retribution
“King says he has consulted lawyers who will be helping Barber. He adds that he’s advising protesters who are arrested to write the Latin phrase “non assumpsit” on the paperwork, a legal term denying making a promise.” yeah, that would be this Pat King. Good luck with scribbling Latin
Continue readingthe woodshed: "I’m sorry Lord Black, but your debit card has been declined"
I would suggest investing in popcorn futures right away, because things are going to get entertaining next week as the federal governments start freezing the bank accounts of people who have donated non-trivial amounts of money to the convoy terrorists. Especially when it turns out to be half of the
Continue readingthe woodshed: OMG, quick – call the paramedics, get me a specialist in forearm neurology! Fetch me my fainting couch!
Does anyone remember walking through the snow to school or having to use an outhouse in winter? Nevermind our not-so-distant ancestors having to survive without telephones or electricity and having to kill their own food. Sure that must have been hard, but they never had to deal with this kind
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Once again, the Windsor Star’s Anne Jarvis hits the nail squarely on the head. One wonders how many death threats and harassing emails this column will earn her from the local conservative cement-heads. Certainly the comments are full of dumbfuckery about “freedumb” and how wearing a mask is “tyranny.” The
Continue readingthe woodshed: it’s grifters all the way down
My job does not always bring me joy, but this week while editing travel pages I ran across this phrase that made me laugh out loud: “Awakening from the MÅ«hala Sound Journey, led by ancestral intuitive energy realignment practitioner…“ I’ve left out the name in the interests of professional courtesy,
Continue readingthe woodshed: Dear Americans
Could you please tell your Republican fellow countrymen to stop sending money to the terrorists occupying the Canadian capital? The government is just going to seize that money anyway, but it would be nice if you guys could stick to trying to overthrow governments south of the border. We Canadians
Continue readingthe woodshed: Peaceful protest my ass
just a bunch of regular canucks exercizing the right to free speech, eh. Bullshit. This is not the gear you bring to a “peaceful” protest. Throw the largest possible book at these gobshites. Five or ten years in Stoney Mountain Pen might smarten them up, but I doubt it. At
Continue readingthe woodshed: Stop coddling the maskless morons
Dumbass calls in bomb threat to wrong Ottawa. Maybe American conservatives should spend some money on their country’s educational system instead of sending it to Canadian grifters and idiots. Especially since most of that money is going to be seized to pay the extra policing costs. Meanwhile, the truck nuts blocking
Continue readingthe woodshed: Who says there’s never any good news in the newspaper?
I’m sure you will be shocked, just shocked, to learn that Toronto mayoral candidate, right-wing grifter and neo-Nazi pin-up girl Faith Goldy might have played very fast and loose with the election finance laws. And the best part? There is every chance she might do a little time in the
Continue readingthe woodshed: You’re welcome: The Last Polka – The Full Movie
so good I posted it twice! or maybe three times The Rev. Paperboy Feed
Continue readingthe woodshed: Why this stupid country works
I had a bit of a Corner Gas moment today. I was delivering a bottle of wine to my neighbour as a thank you for him using his snowblower to clear our driveway, twice, during the recent snowstorm that dropped about six inches on us last week. I pretty much
Continue readingthe woodshed: Whole ‘nother Story – February
As the expression goes, I feel seen. The Rev. Paperboy Feed
Continue readingthe woodshed: Should the Conservative Party of Canada shoot itself in the foot or the head?
https://nationalpost.com/news/politics/coronation-or-actual-race-strategists-divided-over-whether-to-hand-poilievre-the-conservative-leadership Special thanks to my esteemed colleagues at the National Post for the funniest thing I’ve read all week. I imagine the Liberal Party’s campaign team is enjoying the their version of a post-coitus cigarette at the prospect of running against the human equivalent of that yappy chihuahua that barks
Continue readingthe woodshed: Where can I buy a "just watch me" T-shirt?
Trudeau: Yeah, well there’s a lot of bleeding hearts around who just don’t like to see people with helmets and guns. All I can say is, go on and bleed, but it’s more important to keep law and order in this society than to be worried about weak-kneed people who
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