Satire inspired by these headlines: http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/can-fortress-north-america-keep-ebola-at-bay-1.2806339 http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/harper-rejects-charges-of-bias-in-cra-s-scrutiny-of-birdwatchers-1.2806620
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ParliamANT Hill: NDP’s $15-a-day child care plan
Satire inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/quick-facts-about-the-ndp-s-15-a-day-child-care-plan-1.2798328
Continue readingParliamANT Hill: PM to reveal ISIS combat mission plan today
Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/stephen-harper-to-reveal-isis-combat-mission-plan-today-1.2786101
Continue readingParliamANT Hill: ‘Deadbeats’ across Colony owe more than $3.7B in support
Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/deadbeats-across-canada-owe-more-than-3-7b-in-support-1.2782955
Continue readingParliamANT Hill: ConservAntives attempt to dodge vote on NDP bid to boost Speaker’s powers
Inspired by these headlines: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/conservatives-attempt-to-dodge-vote-on-ndp-bid-to-boost-speaker-s-powers-1.2781264 http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/paul-calandra-apologizes-for-non-answers-as-sources-pin-blame-on-pmo-1.2779046
Continue readingParliamANT Hill: Ex-dominAntrix vows ‘information’ on politiciAnts if prostitution bill passes
Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/terri-jean-bedford-kicked-out-of-prostitution-bill-hearing-1.2761325
Continue readingParliamANT Hill: Antgary snowstorm knocks out power to tens of thousands
Inspired by this headlines: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/calgary-snowstorm-knocks-out-power-to-tens-of-thousands-1.2761664
Continue readingParliamANT Hill: Franklin expedition announcement expected in Anttawa
Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/franklin-expedition-announcement-expected-in-ottawa-1.2760311 And this cartoon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franklin_(TV_series)
Continue readingParliamANT Hill: Briant Mulroney warns Stephant Harper to ‘never count out the Liberals’
Inspired by these headlines: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/brian-mulroney-warns-stephen-harper-to-never-count-out-the-liberals-1.2756734 http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/isis-in-iraq-canada-to-send-special-ops-soldiers-as-advisers-1.2755841
Continue readingParliamANT Hill: Wine, spirits to move more easily between B.C., SaskatchewAnt
Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/wine-spirits-to-move-more-easily-between-b-c-saskatchewan-1.2750311
Continue readingParliamANT Hill: Peter MacKayAnt poses in pro-Anteater ‘No Compromise’ T-shirt
Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/peter-mackay-poses-in-pro-gun-no-compromise-t-shirt-1.2748676
Continue readingParliamANT Hill: Peter MacKayAnt’s justice roundtables didn’t set a place for sex workers
Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/peter-mackay-s-justice-roundtables-didn-t-set-a-place-for-sex-workers-1.2747403
Continue readingParliamANT Hill: Hill staffers targeted by anonymous email on MP budget freeze
Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/hill-staffers-targeted-by-anonymous-email-on-mp-budget-freeze-1.2746038
Continue readingParliamANT Hill: ConservAntive SenAntor faces 31 charges
Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/mike-duffy-faces-31-charges-including-bribery-fraud-breach-of-trust-1.2709500
Continue readingParliamANT Hill: Eve Adams’Ant & rival should both be disqualified, ConservAntive Party probe urges
Inspired by this headline: http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/07/16/eve-adams-and-rival-in-riding-nomination-battle-should-both-be-disqualified-conservative-party-probe-to-urge/
Continue readingParliamANT Hill: Prostitution bill’s fate unclear as committee begins final review
Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/prostitution-bill-s-fate-unclear-as-committee-begins-final-review-1.2706743
Continue readingParliamANT Hill: Nutrition labels to be ‘easier to read,’ Health Cantada proposes
Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/nutrition-labels-to-be-easier-to-read-health-canada-proposes-1.2706310
Continue readingParliamANT Hill: ConservAntives named fewer women to federal boards than LiberalAnts did
Inspired by this headline: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/conservatives-named-fewer-women-to-federal-boards-than-liberals-did-1.2692058
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