I had so much hope for China in 1989. Oh well, at least I got an iPhone.
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Altavistagoogle: Media Talk is Dead, Long Live Media Talk
The Guardian's Media Talk is the king of media podcasts. And it is dead. As I wrote on The Guardian site in 2010: I love your podcast. It is like you guys live in a different world. I'm 100% more informed about British media every time I listen. This is
Continue readingAltavistagoogle: In Blogs We Trust: Making Money from a Macro-Blog in the Age of Social Media
Google just gave me an other hundred bucks for all the ads on my blog (hosted by Google but written by me). I have to admit I prefer microblogging on Twitter. That's proven by 14,000 tweets. It is a far more efficient medium to share ideas and reference material already
Continue readingAltavistagoogle: End CBC, VIA Rail and Print Subsidies
Canadians are fat and lazy. And yet we use sales tax dollars collected from poor people's gym memberships, bicycles, sneakers and basketballs (and income tax on their meagre salaries) to pay for things like television, paper books and paper magazines. Everybody benefits from socialised healthcare and education. We are surrounded
Continue readingAltavistagoogle: Does New Brunswick Need Universities?
New Brunswick's need for a French language university is dubious at best. There are only 250,000 Acadians in New Brunswick, and Quebec's quality universities are right next door (and indeed arguably closer to Edmundston and the Acadian peninsula). Worse, because tuition is very low in both Quebec and France, it
Continue readingAltavistagoogle: Blair Lawrence in Moncton Ward 2 Will Raise Taxes
Blair Lawrence and his opponent Mike Dawson are both running for Moncton's Ward 2 seat vacant because of the death of Merrill Henderson. The election is May 12th. Do either of them have a web page? Nope. Although Blair Lawrence does have a public Facebook page and Mike Dawson has a
Continue readingAltavistagoogle: 5 Years and 14,500 Tweets
5 Years that I've been on Twitter. 5 years. So lets see: 14,500 tweets/(365 X 5)= 7.9 tweets a day. Hmm. I don't know about 2009, but right now, Miley Cyrus does indeed have more followers than Ashton Kutcher. Paul Wells joined later that year. He now has published 47,000
Continue readingAltavistagoogle: 6 Honest Truths A Woman Can Learn About Herself After A One-Night Stand
That title, my friends, is why I am blogging from my basement apartment instead of from wherever successful bloggers blog from. Success measure by money, obviously. The Woven empire though of that title. Not me. The best I could come up with was jibes at Gerard Kennedy and nonsense about
Continue readingAltavistagoogle: Pre-Binged TV
Sure you could try these yourself at nominal cost via services like Netflix or iTunes. But why trust your own judgement when you can trust mine? To be fair, I think I only binged House of Cards and Breaking Bad. And 1 binge per season at that. The shows with
Continue readingAltavistagoogle: Veep is Fracking Good
Season 3, Episode 4 of HBO's Veep tackles the issue of fracking, features a blogger, a smartwatch and a really complicated toilet. Very good, and very funny. Disclaimer: people here in New Brunswick are going nuts about fracking, I obviously blog, I own a smart watch and I struggled with
Continue readingAltavistagoogle: Le Québec devrait etre un pays
Je suis vraiment déçu de la défaite du PQ. Il y a 3 partis souverainiste avec des députés à l'Assemblée nationale. Un de gauche, Québec Solidaire, un de droite, Coalition Avenir Québec et le Parti Québécois. Pourtant, avec les Libéraux majoritaires, le projet de faire Québec in pays est sur
Continue readingAltavistagoogle: I Love These Songs
I’m not sure what it is about these songs, but I’ve played them over and over again. Some of the videos are OK as well. But really, it’s the music. Passenger: Let Her Go. Lorde: Royals Avicii: Wake Me Up Ylvis: What Does the Fox Say? If you
Continue readingAltavistagoogle: A Taste of America
You should be cynical when it comes to a company peddling sugar water, but I haven’t felt such an emotional connection to a commercial in a long time. As a non-American living in non-America, I find this commercial humanizes the USA. Maybe they aren’t an Anglo gun crazy war mongering nation. Maybe. By the
Continue readingAltavistagoogle: Moncton’s Fashion Magazine: Pink Blitz
Moncton, New Brunswick, has a fashion magazine. Moncton. New Brunswick. I'm not from Moncton. I've been here the latter part of a decade. My first impression of Moncton: people are fat and fashion does not exist. But now there is a fashion magazine. In Moncton, where half the active population
Continue readingAltavistagoogle: Time To Switch From Trudeau to Mirabel
Planes at Trudeau airport in Dorval/Montreal are an incredible source of noise pollution. So much so that the airport has a curfew. Solution: close Trudeau and make Mirabel Montreal’s 24 hour international hub. Some people in the federal government are thinking about opening an airport in Pickering, east of Toronto,
Continue readingAltavistagoogle: Somewhere Between is a Great Doc
Netflix just earned my monthly 8 bucks again. Somewhere Between is perhaps a bit of a chick-doc, but there are enough geopolitical economic undertones to keep the coldest intellectual male interested. The human side of The Economist, if you will. I highly recommend it. So did Roger Ebert. Somewhere Between is a
Continue readingAltavistagoogle: University Dropout Jason Kenney Gets Rebuked By Courts
Jason Kenney, Canada's minister of citizenship and immigration, dropped out of philosophy studies at University of San Francisco. A cabinet minister without a university degree? Even the Harper Conservatives can do better. His latest tough on refugees law has been rebuked by the courts. A degree is no grantee of competence in any field. However, when you drop out
Continue readingAltavistagoogle: Absinthe Minded Olivia Munn
I watched the Cabin episode of New Girl (City in Canada, Hulu in the USA) with Olivia Munn drinking absinthe. My thought when I watched her jug some of the mystical drink: “what, you’re not burning a cube of sugar!?” Rogers to the rescue. The free documentary “Absinthe“, currently streemable on Rogers on Demand, explains
Continue readingAltavistagoogle: TMZ Now on This Blog
TMZ was a blog that turned into a TV show. Well now you can embed TMZ, the TV show, not the blog, on your own blog. That makes way more sense than going through the trouble of turning your own blog into a TV show. I think. Although wouldn’t it be
Continue readingAltavistagoogle: Modern Seinfeld
Ricky Gervais, Jerry Seinfeld and an Austin Healey in an unothorised screen capture of the Death Machine episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. While writing this post I got seriously distracted by Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (hat tip NY Times) and tracking down “The League” (found it on iTunes) as per a comment
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