“Look ma, I just ate Texas.”
I kid you not. A human, also a CNN contributor and red state blogger, wrote that. I’m not kidding you!! Honest. This is not an Onion story.
I’m not going to link to Erick Erickson’s comical and not a little racist blog post about Obama using Jesus’ words during some speech or something like that. But I will link to Betty Cracker’s excellent takedown, in which she