Peter MacKay marries singer Madonna

Federal Minister of Defence married American singer and actress Madonna Ciccone in a quiet ceremony over the New Year’s weekend. After a whirlwind and clandestine courtship, the couple tied the knot at a Gander, NL fishing camp owned by Rob Crosbie. The newlyweds were whisked away in a Cormorant search-and-rescue helicopter to then board a Canadian Forces Challenger flight to somewhere really expensive and far, far away.

The Minister purportedly felt “like a sturgeon”