Stupid Sex Tricks: Braggadocio 2.0

Via Glamour, I heard about this. The developers call it “I Just Made Love”; I prefer to call it “I Just Made An Ass Of Myself”:

Description

Did you just made love? Or just want to check where people near you made love? I just made love lets you do all that and more!

Oh my. It’s so exciting the author broke his English on it!

I guess you’re wondering what this sexy app looks like, eh?

Sigh. Whatever happened to kissing and not telling?

Now, if they would only make an app that teaches the poor clumsy geeks some or tells them to stop texting and go back to snuggling, I’d be all over that…

PS: I’m not kidding about the socially-inept geek bit, guys. You don’t want to be HIM, do you?