It’s now unAmerican to eat Thanksgiving turkey

This turkey wants to kill your mama

Why? Because Butterball turkeys are the victim of ‘Islamic slaughter’. Well not actually, it’s just that when one of Pam Geller’s readers wrote Butterball asking if its turkeys were halal, the firm replied in the affirmative. So what’s a wild-eyed Islamophobe to do? This.

Non-Muslims in America and Europe don’t deserve to have halal turkey forced upon