Look out!! He’s got a…
…HAMMER!!!:
Two men were apprehended by security officers around 4 p.m. at Commerce Court near King and Bay streets. One of them allegedly had a hammer concealed on him, said Const. Tony Vella with the Toronto Police.
Vella said it is not clear if the two men were part of the Occupy Toronto protest, and charges for carrying a concealed weapon are pending against the person who was reportedly carrying the hammer.
I didn’t know downtown Toronto was a Hammer-Free Zone. And by the way, how did the cops know about that hammer? They check the Life-Saving Hammer Registry?
In all seriousness. I don’t know how long the Occupy Toronto protesters intend to stay down there, but if it’s more than a few days this little episode might be a portent of the kind of amped-up-on-Red-Bull-and-Wakeups aggression they can expect from the Law.
A hammer? Really??
