Yes, boys ‘n’ girls, ol’ Stevie Spiteful has changed the names to Royal Canadian Air Force and Royal Canadian Navy, as well as issuing some edict to Canadian embassies world wide to start putting up pictures of her highness, Queen E, ASAP, or else, in an effort to take us backward. I also believe it’s an effort to piss off Quebec. Let’s not forget, there would be hell to pay if Canada dared to have its’ own identity, apart from the US tea-party or Britain. Now, to celebrate the ol’ Queen’s diamond jubilee, Stevie plans to spend our tax dollars to have new diamond jubilee flags made.
The Conservative government is continuing to indulge its enthusiasm for the monarchy by purchasing at least 500,000 hand-held flags for celebrations marking the Queen’s 60th year on the throne.
The government on Friday tendered a contract to supply the flags printed with a coat of arms created for next year’s Diamond Jubilee. The price to taxpayers won’t be known until the winning bidder for the contract is selected.
The Department of Canadian Heritage said the small flags will be used to support Diamond Jubilee celebrations across the country.
So, we don’t know who’s going to be lucky sap to get to do these flags yet. Chris Karigiannis (spelling?), owner of some flag business in Montreal, ever so patriotic, who basically referred to G20 protesters as ‘ingrates’ and ‘monkeys’, get your sucking-up skills up to snuff, now!!
Yeesh!! when will they ever stop?
Apparently not, th0se flags are the tip of the ice-berg. Special jubilee medals will also be created for the military who have served for five years or more. Gee, will they glow in the dark? Will they shoot lasers?
Apparently, there is no indication that her highness is even planning to come to Canada to celebrate her 60th anniversary hootenanny. Wouldn’t it be hilarious if all that sucking up and monarchist money wasting were all for naught? I mean, of course, we should be outraged our tax dollars are being wasted in such a mannger–goes right up there with fake lakes, glow sticks, gazebos and billion dollar g20 mass arrests, but the idea of Stevie running and hiding on his own special throne when he doesn’t get his way is, indeed, priceless.