We Always Knew Stevie Harper Was Anally Retentive

Well, well, well! What do we have here? Stevie locked hisself in the john, AGAIN??

On a trade mission to Brazil this week, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper apparently engaged in some pretty undiplomatic behavior, according to Brazilian newspaper Folha.

On Monday, Brazilian president Dilma Rouseff asked that official speeches and toasts take place after a lunch with Harper. Harper, however, reportedly had a different idea. He wanted the speeches to happen before his lunch, and Folha says he decided to lock himself in the private bathroom of the foreign affairs minister until he got his way.

I’m surprised John Baird wasn’t around to yell at her as that’s his usual modus operandi as Stevie’s pit bull.

Gee, whatever happened to ‘I’ll hold my breath until I turn blue’? Make that Harper blue?

And of course, this isn’t the first time Stevie is, ahem, otherwise disposed of, you know where during his tenure. Hello G20 ‘family portrait’.

According to the Press Association news agency, rumours were circulating around the ExCel centre in east London that Harper had “chosen an inopportune moment for a ‘bathroom break’”.

Hey Stevie! The next time you lock yourself in the toilet, would it be too much to ask for you to flush yourself away? Before you flush Canada?  Not to mention, the other world leaders and dignitaries who must suffer your company would likely have a whole new appreciation for you.