Today the Prime Minister called the coalition “a sex orgy with multiple partners”. Campaigning in Halifax, Cowboy Steve said he would be firmly against such a public coalition.
“Let me be clear about this: the majority of Canadians are like me. This type of activity is meant to be conducted in private by oneself. Group sex is for losers. And swingers. We’re against any party with more than one participant.”
Staying on the topic of sex, the Prime Minister went on to explain the real reason Belinda Stronach and Helena Guergis were not welcome in the Tory caucus. “Hot looking women have no place in a Conservative government.”
Prime Minister: “Trust me. The last thing you want to see is a naked Conservative”
